Don’t panic @catsnbirds, it wasn’t an accident. I had a pacemaker fitted (hence @briann‘s jukebox selection). You have to avoid disconnecting the wires. I’ve explained it all to Twiggy and she is fine. It’s too hot this week for long walks anyway.

Up for it, @catsnbirds?

Worst of it s Hom Tanks makes all the mess but never offers to do the weekly LL clean.He should be barred.Sorry @catsnbirds

American commentators love mangling the English language.Watching The Masters Rich Beem  said “That putt is anti-fast”…

Sorry @catsnbirds.

Hey @catsnbirds when are you going to tell us about your time as an operative in the Delta Force team?

Were you a part of the 11th Airborne Div. in Alaska? @catsnbirds

Kudos @catsnbirds I struggle getting on a plane never mind jumping out of one.

Hey @catsnbirds did the skydiving involve a broomstick?

Hey @catsnbirds throw another squirrel on the barbie.

Hi @catsnbirds, pretty confused when you guys talk about sub-zero temperatures. I thought the US used Fahrenheit.  But you don’t say sub-32 temperatures. I suppose you use it loosely to mean below freezing. Or are you just translating for us Brits?

If you claim it is minus 40 then I won’t be confused as that is where the the two scales are…[Read more]

Hi @karen68 I saw that on our news at lunch time and Toronto was mentioned so thought I’d better apologise for wittering on about a bit of rain.Has it hit Michigan @catsnbirds and do your squirrels have frozen nuts?

@catsnbirds I totally agree!”

Have a happy Monday!

You do realise @catsnbirds the only vacation from old age is death?

Hi Wanda how are you?Flinging much these days?I’m on a bit of a flinging sabbatical atm just the odd daily challenge and mooching about on older versions that interest me.Recently scored 16 million on a Pig Days glitch level but not content with that got 1.8 billion on the endless basketball level(Ham Dunk 4-2).Of course these scores are not…[Read more]

Well @catsnbirds I just got a Silver C-3PO in the melt.Still need another but back of the net!

Rovio very occasionally you don’t suck.

Hey @catsnbirds see the NFL pre-season games have started ,are you looking forward to the new season?(Do I need to put a LOL in at this point?)

Hey @catsnbirds I reckon the young Don read the Legend of Robin Hood as a kid and decided the Sheriff of Nottingham was an excellent role model.

Stealing medicare from the poor and disabled while handing tax cuts to his billionaire pals.Come on now let’s all sing together:

“He steals from the poor and gives to the rich.Donald Trump,Donald…[Read more]

Let’s be honest England were absolutely heist during this time period.Humiliated by the USA in 50 (no offence @catsnbirds) and not even getting out of the group stage .Only slightly better in 54 where they squeaked through the group but were gubbed in the qfinal by Uruguay.Think the motto’Not as good as they think they are’ applies(and still…[Read more]

You might not be the only one @catsnbirds. Ask @hunnybunny. She normally has some views on the subject,

Did you really invent ketchup crisps(chips)??I’m impressed.

Sidenote on Shipbuilding apparently Bowie was asked what he thought was the best song released in 82 and he referenced Wyatt’s version of Shipbuilding so you’re in good company @karen68.

As for the orange one @catsnbirds just as narcissus overreached himself and fell in a pool and…[Read more]

Sorry @catsnbirds you know I’m not anti-American just anticlockwise…er …Pennywise.How are things over there has the Don managed to muzzle the press  or are they accurately reporting his senile rantings?