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Apparently the reason they can’t use new sound clips or make unique models for the new ‘bots is because the game is getting too big…

 

…Yet The Combiners are a thing…

…and also yet they keep adding new areas and ‘bots.

 

Bruh.

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I got Barricade recently, is he any good?

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I got Barricade recently, is he any good?

 

Oh god dang it, wrong post.

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Why is my name bronze… isn’t that a Challenge Run thing?

 

…But I haven’t unlocked the Jungle nor the Challenge Run… so…

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Green

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So wait, todays target is TNT blocks, but they’ve included a TNT block that damages you quite a bit…

 

What kind of logic is that?

Oh yes. let me just not destroy this specific TNT block and miss out on an additional 15 points.

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Odd thing, Scorponok’s bundle is shown to have a 500 gem price above, but for me it’s 1000 gems, nothing major, just a bit odd.

Btw, I’m sitting this event out, I play Angry Birds games to destroy pretty much everything, not to destroy some things like in this event where you get punished for trying to do what the game wants you to do, and the single factor the entire Angry Birds franchise has been built around; destroying.

(Run-on sentence, I know, but that doesn’t change the point I’m trying to make.)

 

 

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1. Yea, it’s not guaranteed, unfortunately.

2. Some of the people in the “Boot” Camp already have the full set after 1 day,

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Oh, I get it now,

Its not the Mighty Eagle Boot Camp

Its the Mighty Eagle Boot Camp

As in who to boot from the game!

If this is true, I gotta give ROVIO some credit, that clever little trick took me a while to figure out.

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“…We are always listening to feedback from our players…”
“…Your feedback is an important part of our development process…”

Riiiiiggghhhhht…

(Why you always lyin’?)

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Someone should seriously get their lawyer(s) on Rovio’s butts for lying to their playerbase, banning honest players without reason and then LYING about it, etc.

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Yea, the exploiters aren’t exploiting exploits… they are exploiting Rovio’s incompetence when it comes to fixing / patching exploits.

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Yea, and two of the players in the clan I am currently in are still banned!

You ain’t gonna get away with this that easily this time, Rovio…

We aren’t satisfied with your response, Rovio…

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Yea, someone should take legal action against Rovio.

 

Seriously, this is gone too far now…

 

It’s time to riot…

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I’ve sent a support ticket addressing this.

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This is an outrage!

How dare Rovio do this!

This’ll sum this incident up nicely:

Us: Please ban the cheaters, Rovio

Rovio: What was that? Please repeat.

Us: We said please ban the cheaters, Rovio

Rovio: Ban honest players? Ok!

 

Tl:DR, Rovio has basically become Youtube, punching us in the… sacred area…  for being honest players… While supporting  hackers / cheaters which make everyone else’s experience absolutely horrible!

 

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God dang it, now that you mention that here, ROVIO is going to fix it. That could’ve helped us in the future m80.

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1. They DO check these forums, so there a chance they noticed this thread.

2. What COULD they do about it, anyways? Its not like they can mingle with an update that they have gone past… ESPECIALLY after one update that severally changed the game.

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Nah, thats just a person who loves to spend gems on recharges and uses a max promotion bot(s).

Its never actually a hacker!

 

 

 

(I’m being Sarcastic, Its obvious this is a hacker, but I wonder how ROVIO is going to cover their butts this time.)

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What exactly is the problem?

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inb4 Rovio finds a way to prevent this from happening

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I’m going to predict that the Mighty Eagle Boot Camp Shop will probably have 3 types of items:

 

1. Items that cost an unnecessarily large amount of Mighty Coins.
2. Items that cost an unnecessarily large amount of $$$.
3. Items that cost an unnecessarily large amount of Gems.

Also: @cognitive, don’t worry about cheaters, players can report them to Rovio and Rovio will take care of them by banning them and wiping the progress tied to their account!

(Ok, I’m just going to be honest, the chances of the above always working are very slim)

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The “help” article about boss levels says that “your birds need to beat this boss with their skills alone.”, Honestly, I find that a bunch of BS, especially when boss rooms have 6, maybe even 7 rooms!

 

Boss rooms should be restricted to 3-4 rooms, maybe 5 if they are gutsy.

 

Side note: @chris-j-vines, Silver is a girl, The black bird is named Bomb, The Ice bird is exclusive to AB Space, The bird(s)you are referring to are named Jim, Jake, and Jay, people usually refer to them as “The Blues”

(Sorry If this came off as mean.)

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True dat.