[oldschool]

Here is your solution:
1. Watch the South Park episode “Freemium is not Free”
2. If you feel like playing this game, return to step 1
3. Uninstall the game
4. Live happily

You are welcome!

[oldschool]

I told you people to uninstall this game. Some have not. Well, it is all your fault now.

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Yeah, that stage has really weird respawn points.

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Is this out on Android yet? I might try reinstalling this game.

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On my Android device, this would only work 50% of the time. I could e7ther win the tournament, or have the game crash.

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@raizir The original post was reffering to the old (fake) multiplayer feature. It does not exist anymore.

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Uninstall the game, man. Don’t waste your precious live due to Rovio’s failing to maintain its products.

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@partshade this is really interesting. On my device, after fully upgrading it, I would have as much as one landing before it would brake up. The very next jump – and every other since then – it would get destroyed.

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Our pal @alcusto is correct: karts still get destroyed very easily in Sub-Zero and Rocky Road. Since I am bored of racing the same tracks over and over for money and tickets, I have just uninstalled the game. It was feeling too much like a job and had no fun at all.

BTW: the hidden karts look like the Telepod ones. Those used to be slow as hell, so odds are waiting won’t be worth it.

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It will happem again later. The game is so bad even money fails to work, since it yealds gems, which can only be used to gamble parts, and the parts you need rarely pop.

I’ve wasted 20k gems and I am still stuck later on, being that the last 4k gems failed to provide parts for any upgrade. Not only the upgrade I need to proceed: any upgrades at all. So I have other 20k gems I cannot use, since I know they will be wasted in parts which are not needed.

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After you spend 20k gems, it gets useless and you get stuck in the game. You only get grey coin upgrades, and since golden and purple ones are too rare, you can’t upgrade any karts after that point.

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The Strike Out cart is bugged. It will autodestroy itself simply by advancing through minimal bumps or falls.

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No, that’s a good thing. Unlimited SPs and PUs is precisely what ruined PvP.

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Progress seems too slow, in this game. There is no way of buying the parts you want. So far, I have never ever obtained a single gem, which means once I am out of them, Rovio would expect me to spend money. I will again uninstall it if I feel it demands too much grinding, AB Transformers style.

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It should teach you: the best way to fix Go is to uninstall it.

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This might be interesting. Is there any multiplayer? Not sure if I should care, since it was clear it was fake.

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I’ve fixed it weeks ago. It’s the trick I used with Angry Birds Transformers, when they nerfed the characters to the point it was impossible to complete levels. Uninstalled them.

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Some of those karts were stolen from me in the first place, in one of these updates. And with the karts, tons of money spent on upgrades. The game is over, the app is dead, man.

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@phoenix6 I have performed a similar fix for 3 of my Rovio games: Transformers, Go and AB2.

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Great stuff, @phoenix6! I’m glad you could make it. I’m sorry for uninstalling and not joining, but I was not aware of the issue. I actually thought joining might make it worse, exactly due to the #1 team bug.

[oldschool]

I am also unable to play, either due to instant crashes or multiplayer bugs. One can count me as standing by, with no estimated time to come back.

Edit: I have uninstalled the game on my device. You guys can find me in FB: just check Mike’s friends there.

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@stevep @rhonda90402 @phoenix6 @janmej @corporaldaesn @abgofast

I got onboard again, but I still can’t race. At first, I got a couple of infinite hourglasses, and then, the “need to be online” message.

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@corporaldaesn My feelings to you, boy. I have also lost my grandparents in one of the most important years of my life – qualifying to university – and it was though. I knew my grandma would be really proud, but that’s life. You eventually have to move on, there is no other option, so try and be as strong as you can in this moment.

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If there is a way of installing a previous version on Android and prevent the app from updating automatically, I would love to know.

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@phoenix6 @janmej @dbkraemer @jorge-freeman-1 @alcusto @janmej @abgofast @stevep

I am now another happy infinite hourglass racer. There I go! To be honest, I am already preety unmotivated to play this. This bug just makes it easier.