Enough of this tripe, go play ham dunk. Anymore of it and i will give you lot a kick in the rump then the cold shoulder.

@Desparte Dan I think coming up to the holiday period @BrainN will be busy in his shed/garage manufacturing or refurbishing broom sticks

@DesperateDan strangely enough I was having a look at the hedges, weird plastic affect just like the artificial pitch scenario. Would prefer to go back to Amsterdam and jump a few dykes .

Hi @HunnyBunny hope your knee is OK for the Calpe slopes, must admit my right knee was playing me up when I got back from Spain (walking average 12 miles per day) doc said repetitive strain injury naproxam pain killer for a  week and fine. Have you been right to the top of calpe at the train station. €4.8 for a day between benidorm and Denia. To…[Read more]

@HunnyBunny traveled to Denia by tram/train Friday 1hr then Calpe for 2hr so started at top of the hill (what a beautiful view). Could not find pub you mentioned but done OK. Then onto altea, OK but not my scene. It is unbelievable how cheap the prices are here and hospitality 100%. Back on Tuesday

Thanks @HunnyBunny your help is much appreciated. Tram/train arrives at the top so will be pissed by the time i get to the bottom.

@HunnyBunny intend going to calpe for a day. Can’t access old BP posts, is calpe the place where you said there was a nice little pub a walk up a hill?

Still lurking @HunnyBunny off to benidorm on the 18th

Fill in the missing leader (if they exist). And you will have the PITS of the world.

Putin, ??????, Trump, Stammer.

Yes @HunnyBunny is a great graphic trip advisor. I seem to remember (think lanzarote) about a young topless girl with a boob job, one pointing north and the other south. Judith Chambers eat your heart out. A must in Amsterdam is the henikien experience. Sweet talked the guide at end of the tour in the hospitality area and got more than my 24 euros worth.

It’s the way I tell em.

@BrianN regarding the golden throne: I was surprised they were prosecuted given a earlier police statement that they had nothing to go on. Statement from the owners they hope it is a flash in the pan.

Great time in Amsterdam, very friendly people, Great pubs restaurants and plenty to do and see. One minus the streets were covered with litter and piled up rubbish (seagull haven) don’t know if there was a strike on. I thought Glasgow was bad but this was bad. The ship was top class, the crew all philippeno (whom could not do enough for you)…[Read more]

@BrianN just back from a mini cruise to Amsterdam with a 2 night stop over. Had a fantastic time.

How does the saying go. You can choose your friends but you can’t choose your relatives.

Poor Twiggy you can choose your doggy friends but you can’t choose your master.

@BrianN re: piers debate thought you would have suggested the Harry Hill approach

Appreciate all the feedback! Leaving it as is for now works for me.

Want me to limit them to ABo and AB Seasons?

@BrianN it could be worse, some mob used to stuff the poor little thing in a tin. Think it was baxters. Spend all your winter up in the Scottish mountains then come January wallop, straight in a tin can because of some ayrshire twat that can’t even speak properly.