Community Chat – A Place for Weary Flingers

[catsnbirds]

Dan, glad you finally gave in and claimed the 1000th post!

[Brian N]

Hey @desperate-dan do you get a golden ticket?Looks like the Tate bros did-what a viper’s nest.

[Brian N]

Speaking of gold I see those those miscreants whole stole a solid gold toilet from Blenheim Palace have been dealt with.I think it was an inside jobby.

[Desperate Dan]

Cut the crap, time for some music. Lots of songs containing the name Caroline. Might just play a few. Starting here – I really like this one.

[Desperate Dan]

I’ve given up on ever getting an AB challenge again. But you know what they say about buses.

[ixan57]

@BrianN regarding the golden throne: I was surprised they were prosecuted given a earlier police statement that they had nothing to go on. Statement from the owners they hope it is a flash in the pan.

[ixan57]

It’s the way I tell em.

[Brian N]

Well @ixan57 when it comes to toilet humour you’re No 1.

[Brian N]

Glad you had a great time in Amsterdam was it for tulips or the red light district?What happens in Amsterdam…

Feel like I recall The Bunny visiting said district(I’m sure it was for the dining experience) and mentioning an Asian woman in rubber pants.Feel free to come down here and correct me if I’m wrong @hunnybunny.I’m never wrong.

[Brian N]

Interesting press conference in the Oval Office.Should be an unusual’ working lunch’ but I think Pennywise will probably charge Zelensky a corkage fee the tight old shyster.

[ixan57]

Yes @HunnyBunny is a great graphic trip advisor. I seem to remember (think lanzarote) about a young topless girl with a boob job, one pointing north and the other south. Judith Chambers eat your heart out. A must in Amsterdam is the henikien experience. Sweet talked the guide at end of the tour in the hospitality area and got more than my 24 euros worth.

[ixan57]

Fill in the missing leader (if they exist). And you will have the PITS of the world.

Putin, ??????, Trump, Stammer.

[Desperate Dan]

Pressing on,

Never really understood why people swoon over Pet Sounds, but it has its moments.

[Brian N]

Ivan The Terrible.

MY KZ,UR BF

This one was up for an Ivor Novello award.Should have won in my unbiased opinion.

[Brian N]

Hey @ixan perhaps that young woman hadn’t heard about the BOGOF deal.

[Desperate Dan]

Visited the location of the slate mine Everything Everything video today. You’ll know the one @brianN. Twiggy did a big wee wee there.

[Brian N]

I’m sure the boys beat her to it @desperate-dan.

So I’m guessing that was’ probably the best tour in the world’ @ixan57 ?

[Brian N]

Came out with an unintentional corker today.I know some councils have had seperate bins for paper and cardboard for ages but ours have just started this week .When the new blue bin came I wanted to put our house number on it because they’ll even nick yer bins round here.Given our house number is 11 I innocently said to the wife

“Do you think they come in two’s?”

Quick as a flash my wife says “Do you realise what you just said there?”

Yeah I know I’ll get me coat.

[Brian N]

Big fan of The Kaisers also Pet Sounds(God Only Knows one of the’ greatest moments’ of pop history)So it’s Caroline Yes-yes and Caroline No-yes.

[Desperate Dan]

Miss March.

[Desperate Dan]

You didn’t think I’d miss this one out, did you?

This is the very opening song from the Live Aid concert.

[Brian N]

From March dog to March of the Dogs.This was a rant from back in the day against the Bush administration but even more valid today.https://youtu.be/-mGRLfOSrHA?si=UrPgORqij09RuOLe

[Brian N]

Hey @desperate-dan can we expect Twiggy in a bikini for April barking about her desire for world peace and equality for all breeds?(Except XL Bully dogs).

[Desperate Dan]

No.

[Desperate Dan]

Inevitable.

Its life has taken a strange trajectory.

You’ll Never Walk Alone presses far more buttons for me.

But it cannot be omitted.