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Desperate Dan
@desperate-danBravo @hunnybunny, that’s the stuff!
Brian N
@briannMy advice to you lot is to avoid poking bears or dykes.You’ll regret it.https://youtu.be/RDSEtWt9u-A?si=NjdrbAdEv9JzatdO
HunnyBunny
@hunnybunnyEaster Bunny reporting in:
M&S extra fruity Hot Cross Buns, toasted, with absolutely loads of butter for breakfast
Tesco half price leg of lamb for Sunday lunch (and another in the freezer)
Followed by Bunnicide, a milk chocolate bunny, who met his death, slowly, deliciously, deliberately, starting on the ears!
Desperate Dan
@desperate-danSo there I was @hunnybunny, walking through the Welsh farmland, the bleating of tiny new-born lambs ringing out as they gambol on the soft grass in the meadows as their mothers look lovingly on, and there you are, shovelling them down your throat as fast as they are being born. Yummy!
I would dunk the bunny into a hot coffee first, headfirst, just to soften the chocolate and stifle the screams.
HunnyBunny
@hunnybunnyThat made me laugh
Brian N
@briannBaaaaa humbug.
Suggestion for the perfect crime @hunnybunny.Invite whoever it was who ruined your new decor round for Sunday lunch.Take out the frozen leg of lamb from the freezer and bop him on the head with it.Report a fatal accident then put said lamb in the oven and eat the evidence for lunch.Could I suggest asparagus tips,roast parsnips,hasselback potatoes and a mustard based lamb jus as accompaniments?
Hope it wasn’t Mr Bunny.
Brian N
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Brian N
@briannMust admit I can’t listen to this song and eat beef at the same time.
Brian N
@briannSo this meat baste humour will continue until somebody stops me.Was set on this train of thought by Bunny’s LOL (leg of lamb) and also watching new crime series Mobland.At the end of ep 3 Tom Hardy’s character ‘Arry murders someone with a steak…oh wait,my bad,it was a stake…
Please somebody stop me.
Brian N
@briannIt really is a meaty drama though given the first 2 eps were directed by Guy Ritchie I was expecting the violence to be diffused with a little Cockney humour.But it has been unrelentingly grim and Tom has literally scowled his way through every scene.
Brilliantly acted and great cast though.You’ll think I’m mad but Helen Mirren’s Irish accent is more convincing than Pierce Brosnan’s?!
Desperate Dan
@desperate-danThis is all a little ham-fisted, IMO.
Brian N
@briannRight,I’m going off grid again…cattle grid…
Desperate Dan
@desperate-danIn which case you won’t be interested in my latest runt (Birdday Cake 2-12). Only about 3 days late.
ixan57
@ixan57Enough of this tripe, go play ham dunk. Anymore of it and i will give you lot a kick in the rump then the cold shoulder.
Brian N
@briannA: Sad
B:What’s your beef?
Desperate Dan
@desperate-danIf a sharpshooter badge can be obtained by providing a set of tally pages as proof (these generally won’t be live for obvious reasons) then on what grounds does the doc have the right to demand I remove a high score (that beat his) that is proven by a non-live tally page? It’s not a puppy claim. This is surely illogical.
This is a serious question. Do you have a view @karen68?
Brian N
@briannSeems like the gloves are off as Dancin’ “just pop it on continuous loop and cook for three days” Dan versus Stevie ‘Tap Spots’ Peterson.Looks like Dan landed a solid uppercut with his Spock like ” illogical” claim.This came after Stevie tries to take the moral high ground with his “Do the right thing and remove your score”comment.
Course we all know there is no moral high ground in this particular BEEF.Dan would seem to have rule of law on his side but some have questioned the arbitary nature of Sweetp’s judgement.Will Steve do a DJT and drive a bulldozer through the judiciary?Time will tell as we await the next exciting installment.
Desperate Dan
@desperate-danI must point out the looping thing isn’t doable on Classics, which is where I spent a lot of time, including on the level in question. Also, it’s not 2013, I may be the only person left actually playing Angry Birds (outside the Challenge and Classics) so I reckon I can do as I like. If anyone wants to moan, first they ought to come and play as well.
Is a viewpoint I could take.
Not saying I have.
Ouch, maybe it’s better to sit on a hedge rather than a fence.
Desperate Dan
@desperate-danMy lawyer is working on it,
Brian N
@briannOoh ref that’s a low blow.Right in the tentacles.
HunnyBunny
@hunnybunnyBrian and Dan exit, pursued by a cow and a squid
Brian N
@briann“Easter carnage as Lamb kills Bunny”.Sorry @hunnybunny terrible flashback there.
“Price of eggs hit all time low in US”
Sorry don’t know how that headline sneaked in it’s from Truth Social.Anyhoo up for a ripper?https://youtu.be/Ty9Pcg3qrmU?si=0KW5YMLT3T3n_FGc
Brian N
@briannAnyone remember Cow and Chicken?Apparently biological siblings.
Brian N
@briannSince it’s just me take this!No babies were harmed in the making of this video.https://youtu.be/WFM_kTAYVsU?si=BwZqoXVesdYf5X5Q
Brian N
@briannFence or face?
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