So we have Bumrah and cARSE playing but Tongue’s asking why Arshdeep isn’t playing? Wot? Bad taste?Sounds like the setup to one of @hunnybunny‘s rude jokes.

Yes I know and the head groundsman said he would have bowled.I think he might have got more out of the wicket than some of our duds.

So it’s day one of a huge 5 test series.Chance to put down a marker.It’s a baking hot day.Your strength is your batting given Archer,Wood & Atkinson are unavailable.Their strength is their batting.You win the toss and decide to have a bowl…Why?…anyone?…?!?

I will check out the J2ME ref as I’m always interested in playing original levels I’ve never seen before.Do they include versions for pc emulator?

Never mind your sauce @desperate-dan, these Discord boys know their stuff.Despite @bikeborb1 being very polite the language over there can get quite fruity which might bring @hunnybunny out of retirement.

Hi @bikeborb1 since you’re still around I did find a Nokia based AB game called Free with Magic which has 20 levels most of them I don’t recognise.Is this different from the levels we’ve spoken about previously?

I don’t know disappear for a couple of days come back and everyone’s talking about Angrybirds.What’s going on?

Hi @bikeborb1 hope things are well with you.BTW did eventually get hold of a Vuela Tacho Space with working PU.My inner child loves watching that circular saw buzzing thru pigmeat.Never did find a link to the Nokia or Google+ levels…[Read more]

Well I’ve had a little tinker about on PE 3-1 using both classic and Original and I don’t envy you your task @desperate-dan.Couple of observations though,using Classic there seems to be more room for randomness but the higher scores are all using Original.Here I tried bouncing Red of the small wood block up to the tnt(this doesn’t work on Classic)…[Read more]

Sometimes you can get a batch of good scores that are version specific often noted by Nest flingers on the walk through pages but I wonder whether a few slip by unnoticed.Not saying I see a batch of good scores here but Birdjo is the only flinger over 70k that makes a comment (dated Sep 12).Assuming the date corresponds to the period he got the…[Read more]

Just had a nosey at the PE 3-1 leaderboard and it’s an unusual one.Two spots in the top ten with no name attached(no idea what that’s about).Murash and Ralph(4th spot) both claim Google Plus as their platform and one player just outside top ten claims Chrome as their platform.I know scores from Chrome were not permitted but not sure about G+ maybe…[Read more]

I’m glad I didn’t start with U.R.Sham.Actually now that @vuelva mentions it I’m sure he was the guy who had Poached Eggs 1-1 top score for aeons until Classic came along and everyone beat it within 5 mins.

I’d like to wire Infantino to the National Grid.Yes it’s time for Inf(rant)ino Pt.2.

Well it’s actually Pt.7 but who’s counting.Anyway the guy only wants to expand the shitty Club World Cup Club Foot Sandwich to 48 games and have it every 2 years instead of 4.Gaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!! doesn’t do it justice.The man is more autocratic than Toad Blatter…[Read more]

Very suspicious @desperate-dan,an anagram of R.U.Sham?The question on everyone’s lips.

Looks like Senegal didn’t read the memo.

It was Andorra but yes England turgid (emphasis on the turd) Wales terrific.Can’t wait for tonight’s friendly against Senegal just what players need after a full season of footy .0-0 I reckon.

Not as bad an idea as the ridiculous World Club Cup(or IVP-Infantino vanity project)I’ve said before football has become so greedy it will eventually eat…[Read more]

What is it about bloody Portugal, they hang around like a fart in a bottle and win tournaments they shouldn’t.Bloody international equivalent of bloody RealMadrid.As for that toothy old fart Ronaldo…

Watched Accountant 2 tonight and though not everything can be Dept Q it wasn’t at all bad.In the first one Ben Affleck was a kind of autistic John Wick part mathematical genius part Ninja assassin.In this one he’s a kind of autistic John Wick etc.However he’s joined by his brother Jon Bernthal and there’s a lot more humour in this one. Recommended.

After having a vasectomy I was told I wouldn’t have kids anymore but when I got home they were stil there.

King Peter?