So we’re not long back from our biennial visit to Alton Towers and had to do it on the cheap this time.Booked one of the on site pods for two nights but they’re very small and with four of us in there it was very hot and sweaty(let’s be honest there’s nothing worse than sweaty pods).

Because we only booked two nights it meant driving back to…[Read more]

Weird, got the sheriff saying my score at Abra-ca-bacon 1-14 had been beaten by someone called yen63.Not obsessed about defending trophies (unlike some we know) but it was by 6k so thought I’d better check it out for legitimacy and there was no such score.Weird.

Reckon Twiggy might be OK after the 5th hearing.Mark’s voice might be in that doggy…[Read more]

Yeah they weren’t so tough at Goose green were they…Eh…Eh?

Sorry came over all jingoistic there for a minute https://youtu.be/15ltmgKcUu0?si=xZCWr4ovBu3exlwO

Well at least they won’t have to fork out on a Spain shirt now.

Hey @karen68 everyone here in Scotland is wearing an Argentina shirt. Can’t think why.

Totally backfired on DT & GI.USA were not a patch on the team’s previous performances.Justice served, though I don’t think justice will be served on Infantino as no one at FIFA is questioning his autocratic decision making.Maybe he’ll do the decent thing and castrate himself then chop his own head off?

Toy Story joke:What do Prospector Pete and…[Read more]

I’m sure if Donald doesn’t like the result against Belgium Gianni(who apparently is well respected)will invent a new committee and invoke some obscure Swiss bylaw from 1429 to overturn the result.

Never thought I’d say this but come on Belgium!

It’s probably an urban myth but I did hear about a man walking into a chainsaw chopping his own head off but his goolies were still attached.

Are we to expect a tweet from Andy Burnham in the next few days thanking Kingpin for rescinding Qansah”s red card?

My mum’s called Heather…

Wasn’t there a film called Carry On up the Congo?I’m sure we had Charles Hawtrey in defence.

Really don’t like Short Fuse and if it took you and Asher 4 days @desperate-dan to get the top two spots expect a runt from me in about 4 years.