Just earlier this week my computer decided to walk the path of Epig Failure (It’s like Epic Fail, only pigger) and blew itself and several years of flying pig excellence to smithereens.
Undaunted in their eternal quest to find fun and games, the indomitable piggies decided to do something they have never done in decades, which is, go outside and play! To their dismay, they found the local playgrounds derelict and freaky to hang out in. The playgrounds on Piggy Island were never maintained for years because many young piglets these days prefer to sit in the dark and stare at brightly glowing iPork screens all day, silently absorbing information from cyberspace like so many dormant robotic drones. **
** Based on a true story in 21st Century Earth.
But just when eternal boredom was about to overcome the land, there appeared a hero from a faraway land named Sandeep (@sandeep-kamath) who did the unthinkable and BUILT A SWING IN BAD PIGGIES! Check it out on Facebook! For many years, pigineers have been constructing cutting-edge military and space hardware but never thought to build anything for the local community. I blame that on long working hours and going home just to eat and sleep! But thankfully, we have awesome Bad Piggies fans like Sandeep to fill in the gap.
On that note, guess what today’s weekend build topic is. That’s right, you got it. Swings come in all shapes and sizes, from the normal variety to insane V-8 powered flying monstrosities to satisfy even the most devout follower of the Church of Horsepower.
And speaking of fans, I had this idea to attach many, many ceiling fans to a vaguely roflcopter-shaped contraption and give the King Pig the ride of his life! He’s sure to shed a few pounds with the thrills and spills of air fright! Who needs aviation safety anyway?
THIS IS PIGGY ISLAND!
(insert relevant Spartan movie imagery here)
Check out the above pork-tacular display of Epig Failure and go build your own hopefully smaller and safer swing! Don’t forget to send them to the official Bad Piggies Facebook and Twitter pages for a chance to be featured in the limelight next week! You’ll never know what King Pig will reward you with!
This week’s build theme was brought to you by Sandeep (@sandeep-kamath). The rest of you pig fans, come on out and post ideas for next week’s community construction project!