Got offered a job that actually paid?

She broke a nail?

My current is 19!
@BrianN did she just hate it?
Cricket on Sunday was sunny for an hour, bloody cold after that, and six out of seven hours like watching paint dry…

Love Miss June x

Brian
You did not pay her anything?

Come on Brian, spill the beans on wife window cleaning

On Football:
Cardiff City bought a few houses (obviously nice) where I was bought up
Bobby Ferguson and Jim Eadie lived next door and John Charles around the corner
Remember them so well…

Wouldn’t walk underneath the ladder?
Too short to clean the tops of the windows, without ruining her Christian Laboutins?
Saw something terrible through the window?
(I had lots of scenarios in my head, most either rude or offensive)

Climacophobia?

Started singing, or hearing you singing, George Formby?

@BrianN she quit because her hair got wet?

Home from Calpe, enjoyed very much, thankfully missed the pseudo-Eurovision and football comments

Enjoying the sun, sea and cheap booze
Ignoring Brian (as always)

I’m waiting on moderation
So, slightly adjusted pronouns:
She and witch
(According to Mr Bunny)

Well, someone mentioned sausages!
Seeing as we are off to Spain tomorrow (and I have to leave the house spotlessly clean – imagine coming home to a dirty house)
We ate at lunch at our local
Seems I have more appetite for French sausage than Mr Grumpy…
Luckily, we will miss Eurovision, although I normally watch

Brian and Dan exit, pursued by a cow and a squid

That made me laugh

Easter Bunny reporting in:
M&S extra fruity Hot Cross Buns, toasted, with absolutely loads of butter for breakfast
Tesco half price leg of lamb for Sunday lunch (and another in the freezer)
Followed by Bunnicide, a milk chocolate bunny, who met his death, slowly, deliciously, deliberately, by munching on the bunny ears!