Brian
You did not pay her anything?

Come on Brian, spill the beans on wife window cleaning

On Football:
Cardiff City bought a few houses (obviously nice) where I was bought up
Bobby Ferguson and Jim Eadie lived next door and John Charles around the corner
Remember them so well…

No offense taken @briann . Of course, I have no idea what you are talking about. Football games from 75 years ago?

Wouldn’t walk underneath the ladder?
Too short to clean the tops of the windows, without ruining her Christian Laboutins?
Saw something terrible through the window?
(I had lots of scenarios in my head, most either rude or offensive)

Climacophobia?

Started singing, or hearing you singing, George Formby?

@BrianN she quit because her hair got wet?

Home from Calpe, enjoyed very much, thankfully missed the pseudo-Eurovision and football comments

Enjoying the sun, sea and cheap booze
Ignoring Brian (as always)

I’m waiting on moderation
So, slightly adjusted pronouns:
She and witch
(According to Mr Bunny)

Well, someone mentioned sausages!
Seeing as we are off to Spain tomorrow (and I have to leave the house spotlessly clean – imagine coming home to a dirty house)
We ate at lunch at our local
Seems I have more appetite for French sausage than Mr Grumpy…
Luckily, we will miss Eurovision, although I normally watch

Dan – and was he happy to meet Twiggy?

Brian and Dan exit, pursued by a cow and a squid

That made me laugh

Easter Bunny reporting in:
M&S extra fruity Hot Cross Buns, toasted, with absolutely loads of butter for breakfast
Tesco half price leg of lamb for Sunday lunch (and another in the freezer)
Followed by Bunnicide, a milk chocolate bunny, who met his death, slowly, deliciously, deliberately, by munching on the bunny ears!

Ian, our lovely driver (Jose) drives us from Alicante to Calpe along the same route
Stunning
Didn’t know a Dyke could jump, unless a little Dutch Boy stuck his finger in the hole

Every thing comes in threes
Having had the house redecorated, we rehung a picture in exactly the place
And hit two water pipes
Newly painted wall suddenly has a weird (ghost like) patch of damp
Which appears and disappears
And the measure twice rule didn’t work, glass shelves just a little too big

Never mind, four weeks today: in Calpe!

What word? Dan
Still on your streak? Albeit, I seem to remember, there was a broken bit “which didn’t count” for some unknown reason