I guess this is what is required. Out of the incredible Stiff Records stable.

Not popular on the ABo scene. Remains a terrible tosser. We must be up to close to a month now.

I am getting a tad suspicious. There are 699 ABo levels out of 2934 that could possibly end up in the Challenge, i.e. 23.8%

On that basis we might expect an ABo level to come up every 4-5 days.

The chance of not getting any ABo levels for almost 4 weeks is less than 1 in 1000.

The obvious conclusion is that Rohit Sharma* is choosing the…[Read more]

Surely the twist is…he really was dead.

Went for our walk today, in the hinterland between coast and mountains. Passed a very distinctive church that was in the middle of nowhere. Got home, turned on Countryfile and the very same church was featured having its roof slates replaced.

Twiggy had her tea in the end and she also had some French Beans in recognition of the eventual winners.

BTW, tried cheering for Wales but it didn’t work at all. Not because they were losing but because fundamentally, I’m just not Welsh.

The last few minutes were just cruel. Twiggy didn’t get her win bonus. Sent to her crate without her tea.

Max Boyce – I’ve just added him to the list of people who I thought had died years ago. I thought he was ancient back in the 1970s. I was clearly wrong, but living in Wales ages you before your time, obviously.

Add to list: Giant inflatable leeks. Daffodil heads. The inflatable leeks are probably banned come to think of it. Real leeks…[Read more]

We need some more from the girls.

Just found out my neighbour is travelling down to see the Wales v England match this weekend. I just said carefully “may the best team win”. I think I may have got away with that one.