Desperate Dan
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Desperate Dan replied to the topic Community Chat – A Place for Weary Flingers in the forum The Bloated Pig 10 months ago
Unexploded bomb in Penarth today.
Very appropriate.
Sometimes we’re just waiting for @hunnybunny to go off.
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Desperate Dan uploaded a new picture: Red's Mighty F… 10 months ago
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Desperate Dan commented on the post, Angry Birds Red's Mighty Feathers Level 24-11 Walkthrough 10 months ago
Self collapse continuing under version 7. I must have the 500 top scores on this level now. Extended top score to almost 95000. Proof in album.
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Desperate Dan replied to the topic Community Chat – A Place for Weary Flingers in the forum The Bloated Pig 10 months ago
Miss August. I think this might be the best photo I have ever taken. That’s not saying a lot but this shot says an awful lot about Twiggy.

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Desperate Dan replied to the topic Community Chat – A Place for Weary Flingers in the forum The Bloated Pig 10 months ago
Brilliant match, brilliant series. Best since 2005? It think yes, just outclassing 2023 Ashes. Either side could have won 4-0 so 2-2 fair although yes, I think England did shade it.
Lucy Bronze played the Euros with a broken leg and in this series players played on with a broken finger, a broken foot and a broken shoulder. And yet most male…[Read more]
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Desperate Dan replied to the topic Community Chat – A Place for Weary Flingers in the forum The Bloated Pig 10 months ago
Does he have a choice? England were aiming at Pant’s foot so India will aim for Woakes’ shoulder. It better not come to that. Please.
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Desperate Dan replied to the topic Community Chat – A Place for Weary Flingers in the forum The Bloated Pig 10 months ago
Agree with you on the equal pay issue. If women are treated equally (and Barton does not) then there is no financially sustainable case for equal pay at the moment. It’s not like tennis, yet. No need to get abusive about it. Anyway we know women don’t know how to play football properly. They just haven’t got the hang of diving, simulating pain,…[Read more]
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Desperate Dan replied to the topic Community Chat – A Place for Weary Flingers in the forum The Bloated Pig 10 months ago
Apparently there’s a Mr Barton in the Lurkers Lounge asking after someone called Brian. He’s got his mate Gregg with him.
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Desperate Dan replied to the topic Community Chat – A Place for Weary Flingers in the forum The Bloated Pig 10 months ago
Sorry to hear about the Covid @brianN. I’ve only had it once but do get long Covid symptoms that would completely prevent me from cleaning windows. Very bad upper arm and shoulder weakness. A one or two other things you probably don’t want to know about.
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Desperate Dan replied to the topic Community Chat – A Place for Weary Flingers in the forum The Bloated Pig 10 months, 1 week ago
“Well done to the Lioness winning the Nonsense Pottery Trophy. Those penalties were borderline embarrassing again. Don’t ever ask for equal pay again. Youse are miles off it”
Words of wisdom from Joey Barton, Moronosaurus, leaving his steaming dung again. OB, get a shovel and a bucket.
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Desperate Dan replied to the topic Community Chat – A Place for Weary Flingers in the forum The Bloated Pig 10 months, 1 week ago
Hello World.
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Desperate Dan replied to the topic Community Chat – A Place for Weary Flingers in the forum The Bloated Pig 10 months, 2 weeks ago
I see UC is also back @hunnybunny.
The last series has scarcely finished. What a farce.
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Desperate Dan replied to the topic Community Chat – A Place for Weary Flingers in the forum The Bloated Pig 10 months, 2 weeks ago
Seems like the 25/26 football season is underway before the 24/25 one has even finished. What a farce.
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Desperate Dan replied to the topic Community Chat – A Place for Weary Flingers in the forum The Bloated Pig 10 months, 2 weeks ago
I see OC is back @hunnybunny.
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Desperate Dan replied to the topic Community Chat – A Place for Weary Flingers in the forum The Bloated Pig 10 months, 2 weeks ago
But Derbyshire once had an opening batsman (who I once met) called Bowler. There, that destroys the theory completely.
You should be called Paine. That would fit in so many ways.
It’s satire folks.
Apologies.
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Desperate Dan replied to the topic Community Chat – A Place for Weary Flingers in the forum The Bloated Pig 10 months, 2 weeks ago
Likewise Tin Tin is supposed to be a reporter and he never files any copy. Instead he just knocks around with an old sailor. The “test pilot” for the Titanic before its maiden voyage was actually a Captain Haddock.
Anyway I digress. It looks like Gregg and The Toad’s last series together will be aired after all. I for one will not be watching that SMUT!!!
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Desperate Dan replied to the topic Community Chat – A Place for Weary Flingers in the forum The Bloated Pig 10 months, 3 weeks ago
Oh dear, I thought House was bad enough on that score.
Penalties. Are women any good at taking them? Judging by the England/Sweden fiasco tonight, no. But exciting, yes. England were toast but with a bound they were free.
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Desperate Dan replied to the topic Community Chat – A Place for Weary Flingers in the forum The Bloated Pig 10 months, 3 weeks ago
He does a very good Toad in the Hole, allegedly.
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Desperate Dan replied to the topic Community Chat – A Place for Weary Flingers in the forum The Bloated Pig 10 months, 3 weeks ago
It’s supposed to be every four years isn’t it? I bet they’ll be trying to make it every two years next.
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Desperate Dan replied to the topic Community Chat – A Place for Weary Flingers in the forum The Bloated Pig 10 months, 3 weeks ago
Some comedy writer (can’t remember who) was complaining that satire was dead because real life under Agent Orange is so crazy, it is impossible to out-crazy it and sound funny.
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