Customer Capers

One of my customers came out and asked if I’d finished.I said no,since you put that wooden board up to keep your dog in I have to double back to finish the rest of the house.

“Oh” she said”I can take that down now the dog’s gone…and so has the husband!”

After a brief awkward pause I said “I’m sorry  about that.”She said “I’m…[Read more]

A man died when he fell into a giant vat of coffee.His wife said he didn’t suffer-it was instant.

Yeah I know I’ll get me coat…I’ll get yours while I’m at it Dan.Fancy a pint down The Lurkers?

Did you hear about the cross eyed circumcisionist?He got the sac.

Better than Steely Dan tho’.

The harmonies are a little too wispy for my liking and with knife crime in the UK being what it is we shouldn’t be talking about brass stabbings.Comment awaiting moderation unlike this tune https://youtu.be/j8fSymv-5R8?si=48cnWTPK946UL8nD

They also produced early Costello singles before Jake Rivierra stole him including this beauty…https://youtu.be/snPDoXl9ZPs?si=vXbyZSMS1FrEmnS6

Backtracking a little here’s the very first Stiff release…https://youtu.be/YEpr8kaczck?si=tMKGBCEE0MFcFIjJ

Hoe is het met je? @vuelva always glad when you pop out of your wormhole to say hello(I’m afraid I had to google the Dutch greeting)(Ooops is Dutch a word the people of The Netherlands are comfortable with?)

There are quite a few expressions in English pre-fixed by the word Dutch that have negative connotations( uncle for instance-great band but…[Read more]

I have skin like a waxen peel and a face that I can never feel.

Busy weekend my birdling friends and whoever said “As a teenage girl spends 6 years ageing from 12 to 18 you(the parent )age 30” clearly had a teenage daughter.That’s all I’m saying.Anyway you all know it has to be Photoshop Handsome.https://youtu.be/6udfNIzRUX0?si=QxEk8hnMrsOAGhDp

I was going to play Let it Go but couldn’t bring myself to do it.Instead here’s a brief clip of Birdleader and Dan having a sensible discussion about the Daily Challenge…https://youtu.be/5gvYDYoYi5M?si=RNI85KsS6nOEZlQH

At weekends he likes to be called Moira Thrash.Very popular in the S & M scene.

See a Bulgarian first division team held a minutes silence for a former player who died .He later got in touch via Facebook to say the club had been misinformed.No his name isn’t Lazarus.

Sure it wasn’t The Twilight Zone you were watching @desperate-dan?