I think that was the Monster Raving Loony Party candidate…I’d vote for him.

Work Highlight of the Week.

So I was walking up the drive to start a house(Duke St. to be precise)and the gardener was already there standing with his back to me trying to start a petrol powered leaf blower.Only it wouldn’t.So he’s getting more and more frustrated and…[Read more]

Quite an intense look from Twiggy there Dan.The thousand yard stare from 3 feet always works.

Well don’t act all surprised.https://youtu.be/laWx8HMmXqk?si=UHXvlDlnbJBlPhQF

Balance my arse.And that takes some doing.

Fence or face?

Since it’s just me take this!No babies were harmed in the making of this video.https://youtu.be/WFM_kTAYVsU?si=BwZqoXVesdYf5X5Q

Anyone remember Cow and Chicken?Apparently biological siblings.

“Easter carnage as Lamb kills Bunny”.Sorry @hunnybunny terrible flashback there.

“Price of eggs hit all time low in US”

Sorry don’t know how that headline sneaked in it’s from Truth Social.Anyhoo up for a ripper?https://youtu.be/Ty9Pcg3qrmU?si=0KW5YMLT3T3n_FGc

Ooh ref that’s a low blow.Right in the tentacles.

Seems like the gloves are off as Dancin’ “just pop it on continuous loop and cook for three days” Dan  versus Stevie ‘Tap Spots’ Peterson.Looks like Dan landed a solid uppercut with his Spock like ” illogical” claim.This came after Stevie tries to take the moral high ground with his “Do the right thing and remove your score”comment.

Course we…[Read more]

A: Sad

B:What’s your beef?

Right,I’m going off grid again…cattle grid…

It really is a meaty drama though given the first 2 eps were directed by Guy Ritchie I was expecting the violence to be diffused with a little Cockney humour.But it has been unrelentingly grim and Tom has literally scowled his way through every scene.

Brilliantly acted and great cast though.You’ll think I’m mad but Helen Mirren’s Irish accent is…[Read more]

So this meat baste humour will continue until somebody stops me.Was set on this train of thought by Bunny’s LOL (leg of lamb) and also watching new crime series Mobland.At the end of ep 3 Tom Hardy’s character ‘Arry murders someone with a steak…oh wait,my bad,it was a stake…

Please somebody stop me.

Must admit I can’t listen to this song and eat beef at the same time.

Baaaaa humbug.

Suggestion for the perfect crime @hunnybunny.Invite whoever it was who ruined your new decor round for Sunday lunch.Take out the frozen leg of lamb from the freezer and bop him on the head with it.Report a fatal accident then put said lamb in the oven and eat the evidence for lunch.Could I suggest asparagus tips,roast…[Read more]

My advice to you lot is to avoid poking bears or dykes.You’ll regret it.https://youtu.be/RDSEtWt9u-A?si=NjdrbAdEv9JzatdO

I worry about you sometimes @desperate-dan.

So sorry to hear about all those blue collar MAGA’s who now feel ‘duped’.What do you think Jason? https://youtu.be/4FM7XeaSO0M?si=PANZCS2v0bNiGvvd

Has she got greyhound blood in her?