Anyway Bosch has rescued a dog from a group of vicious criminals and taken it in as a pet.All very noble until he decided to call it Coltrane…it’ll come back to bite him.

Norman Hunter is turning in his grave.

See Glen McGrath has gone early with his Ashes prediction : 5-0

Does he mean to England?

There’s a simple way to eliminate time wasting but no one has the appetite for it.Have a system like in rugby league where the clock is controlled by someone in the stand.The second the ball goes out of play referee calls time off and the game clock stops immediately.This would eradicate all time wasting overnight as even those numpties who play…[Read more]

Duly noted your criticism of the men’s game @desperate-dan and agree with it but at least the men aren’t all sleeping with each other unlike the women.Must be all that testosterone.

Hey isn’t that a level from Piggy Farm?Or should we say Twiggy Farm?

Not as good as the 81 series of course.

Not sure how I feel about this series ending 2-2 don’t think India quite deserved it though 3-1 would’ve been harsh.2-1 and a half?

Would have been the highest successful run chase at The Oval by a mile and let’s be honest the absence of Woakes as bowler in 2nd inn and batter in both was the real difference.

Just wish we could find a good…[Read more]

This test series wasn’t going to end tamely was it?Wonder if Woakes will bat one handed.

Didn’t see any of the Euros myself but picking up bits and pieces from various news feeds it seemed to me that a lot of people in the English media were hoping England would fail so they could have a pop at Wiegman(mostly women).I don’t get that at all given what she’s achieved and can only put it down to jealousy and that English disease of…[Read more]

I must admit as bad as the symptoms are I’d rather get it over and done with in a week than have to deal with long covid some of those cases are quite scary.

Yeah The 5th was great but my covidness means I’ll have to pass on the skinfull and Ukraine bashing.Gives me something to do next weekend.

Dan you ruined my monologue.

Just like old times me talking to myself.I’ll pick a topic.How about Joey Barton?Women’s football?Joey Barton on women’s football?

He does actually have a point about equal pay and I say this purely on economic grounds not as misogynistic dino poo.There is no doubt that the women’s game is gaining in popularity all the time and the revenue it…[Read more]

Speaking of not listening to music from this century have you tuned into the Proms yet @hunnybunny or are you still watching old Queen concerts?Beethoven’s 5th on tonight think I’ll give that a whirl.Then out for a skinful and some Ukrainian refugee bashing.Classic Saturday night entertainment.Joey Barton’s all over it.

Has anyone seen a Mr Burn Bag?

Has to be my favourite so far.

Still enjoying Bosch though I don’t think the actor who plays him is as he goes about with a face like a slapped arse most of the time and I think it’s because they make him listen to so much jazz.S1 wasn’t too bad just the odd snatch of Coltrane or Miles while he was at home but things have escalated in S2 as we now hear it in his car as he…[Read more]

As for Joey Barton he’s always been a knobhead and a lot of his nonsense is aimed at his podcast audience.Probably the same people who watch GB News and mill around outside asylum hotels after a skinful on a Saturday night looking for trouble.Although I bet he wishes he hadn’t called Jeremy Vine a ‘bike nonce’ and ‘defender of pedo’s’.Cost him a…[Read more]

Dinosaur dung a paleontologist’s dream.

Bloody covid for the umpteenth time and this time the symptoms are really bad.I’m swallowing broken glass to ease the pain in my throat and it feels like someone keeps inflating a balloon in my head.

Hot toddy and an analgesic for anyone who can remember who uttered the immortal words:

“My brain hurts!”

I swear I’m going to go all Vaughny in a minute.