NFL Championship games today and first up we have The Patriots @ Denver.Would’ve made The Bronchos big favourites on home turf but they lost their QB Bo Nix to injury last week so I’m giving The Pats a chance.

Very stats driven game American football.They have a statistic for everything including QB with the shortest name?You’d think Bo Nix would…[Read more]

Sure enough I’ve looked at my BBC weather app and 14 days of rain with every hour showing raindrops.Noah didn’t have it this bad.

Is it normal to hide behind the sofa when the weather forecast comes on?https://youtu.be/A09GZeORYlo?si=Y1NimqNeBSdWHZXN

Our delivery driver Fred said one of his farmer customers has seen a long range weather forecast predicting 110 consecutive days with rain.Families of local window cleaners are on suicide watch.UK grim indeed.

Bet they’re still on about droughts come July.

Watching a C4 show called Patience atm really quite good.Set in the beautiful city of York and featuring a girl with autism.Right up my street.

Ernest or Margaux?

See the world’s leaders are meeting Davros this week.I do hope the Daleks show up.Let’s hope there aren’t any stairs.

Ah Trigger Point.Love that show.Ben Shephard is a great tv presenter/quiz show host(multi talented).”Ghost drop” “It’s a rider!”…er…wait…that’s Tipping Point isn’t it?

Trigger Point.Love that show.We have a rule of thumb in our house:if Vicky McClure is in it we watch it.Sorry about the short sentences.Bye.See you in 3 weeks.

Reach and wash is for wimps.Nothing like putting your wet  hands on an ice cold aluminium ladder when it’s -2 degrees.

And no you  never did guess why my wife quit after one day(nothing to do with the above).

Well I never. Jason from Sleaford Mods on Sunday Brunch.What’s the world coming to?

“I’ll have the egg ‘n’ effing chips Lovejoy!”

Hello!

Andrew(the **** artist formerly known as Prince) has taken to squatting at the Royal Lodge.He’s also taken the Queen’s huskies hostage.No doubt Charles will be receiving a ransom note soon.A man has to make a crust.

At least the Aussies usually make a fist of it in England whereas we tend to get gubbed down under.

An episode of Antiques Roadshow featuring Mary Berry.Do you think the irony is lost on the BBC?

Hope you were a good boy and sat still in the chair or no doggy treats for you.

Let’s not mention The Ashes…Doh!

Hey Dan,I’ve just noticed you have matching beards as well.

Wow!Check out Cherki’s assist for Foden’s goal against Sunderland today.We’re talking Cherki.

At that notoriously selfconscious age of 13 my mother decided it would be a good idea to buy me and my dad matching beige corduroy overcoats…

To this day I have a passionate hatred of corduroy.Not too keen on beige either.

Sorry couldn’t resist. https://youtu.be/n9ZJyP0CRT0?si=ud0hAUbuuJWkyAnB

Must be on a par with @jrsqonk doing it on Jurassic Pork.