Sorry Dan I realise now you were being ironic.

Looks like @atlas-zulay is trying a bit of bear poking today.

As for The Don’s award I think Gianni felt sorry for King Creosote when he so narrowly missed out on the Nobel Peace prize and gave it him for his amazing statesmanship.

Hey @catsnbirds when are you going to tell us about your time as an operative in the Delta Force team?

Rant imminent.

I can’t stand these old lags who constantly moan about VAR.Shearer was at it tonight re Burnley v Brentford. Every decision in that game involving VAR was correctly adminstered but all he could do was gripe about the fact that VAR though correct took too long.Well boohoo,VAR is here to stay so suck it up.

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Think the Doc put in a protest score in the Challenge today.Can’t say I blame him given that optimum scores are achieved by baking the level in the oven for two days.Not ideal Daily Challenge material methinks.

Nice to hear from you @ixan57.Sounds a bit like 10cc.

Kudos @catsnbirds I struggle getting on a plane never mind jumping out of one.

Hey @catsnbirds did the skydiving involve a broomstick?

Remember ages ago I made a joke about Andrew appearing on Celebrity Manhunt?Not so funny now is it?

Hey @hunnybunny is it too late to nominate England for the wooden spoon?And have you got any suggestions for hobbies a man in his early 20’s can get into.

Just to say @atlas-zulay it’s not your great country that’s a joke it’s the rich powerful elite dismantling democracy before our eyes who are a joke.

Whenever my kids had tippy tantrums I used to compliment them on their dancing skills,”Show me that amazing dance again.”Which they inevitably did so I would immitate it and my daughter would usually end up laughing at her mad dad jumping up and down in the middle of a supermarket.My son would turn puce and combust.Different strokes etc.

Not half as much fun.Hey Cody if you like bare knuckle boxing and swearing you could try curling.

I think nicking trophies off @desperate-dan is a great hobby at any age.

Maybe they should Jose Mourinho in as a coach.He’s a proper stirrer.

Yes the rest of the time it’s something women do with their hair.

Extraordinary shot wasn’t it?

I think they’ll find England are still in it.