I’d like to wire Infantino to the National Grid.Yes it’s time for Inf(rant)ino Pt.2.

Well it’s actually Pt.7 but who’s counting.Anyway the guy only wants to expand the shitty Club World Cup Club Foot Sandwich to 48 games and have it every 2 years instead of 4.Gaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!! doesn’t do it justice.The man is more autocratic than Toad Blatter…[Read more]

Very suspicious @desperate-dan,an anagram of R.U.Sham?The question on everyone’s lips.

Looks like Senegal didn’t read the memo.

It was Andorra but yes England turgid (emphasis on the turd) Wales terrific.Can’t wait for tonight’s friendly against Senegal just what players need after a full season of footy .0-0 I reckon.

Not as bad an idea as the ridiculous World Club Cup(or IVP-Infantino vanity project)I’ve said before football has become so greedy it will eventually eat…[Read more]

What is it about bloody Portugal, they hang around like a fart in a bottle and win tournaments they shouldn’t.Bloody international equivalent of bloody RealMadrid.As for that toothy old fart Ronaldo…

Watched Accountant 2 tonight and though not everything can be Dept Q it wasn’t at all bad.In the first one Ben Affleck was a kind of autistic John Wick part mathematical genius part Ninja assassin.In this one he’s a kind of autistic John Wick etc.However he’s joined by his brother Jon Bernthal and there’s a lot more humour in this one. Recommended.

After having a vasectomy I was told I wouldn’t have kids anymore but when I got home they were stil there.

King Peter?

Just the two?Anyway I give up.How about Peter King?

Honk!Honk!LookOut!Yes the wheels are coming off the clown car.

“What should we do with them boys?” “Throw them in a black sack”. https://youtu.be/54GGLcJLZ0Y?si=h-0KTJwblhUBOwlr

I did use to clean the windows  of a fish factory inside and out.That was traumatic.

Sorry about the fish factory reference that was a red herring.That said you lot really are clueless so would you like one?Unless our glowing reviews of Dept Q have persuaded others to give it a go this is probably just for you Dan.There is a clue within it’s episodes that’s all I’m saying.

Hey does anyone remember a cheesy 70’s Brit Cop show…[Read more]

She enjoyed the process much more than I do @hunnybunny (low bar I must admit)and worked in a fish factory for a year so that’s not it.

Sure Joe Root will be thrilled with your match synopsis Bunny.Think The Guardian are looking for a cricket correspondent.

Yes @desperate-dan Dept Q proving to be a gem in Netflix crown.Worked out who was behind…[Read more]

Yes surprise timey wimey ending.Think I’m all in.Matthew is Goode isn’t he?

Great line you’d appreciate @ixan57.Kid on bus tells the cop he found his grandad dead…”It was the Tennent’s and crisps that got him.”

Not reached the end yet Dan.

Is anyone else being plagued by adverts on the Nest ?

Watching Dept Q on Netflix just now as I remember the original Danish series being very good.Seems like the storyline is similar but set in Edinburgh rather than Copenhagen and the humour is hi-viz.Centres round a very rude and arrogant English cop(don’t suppose you ever came across one of those @hunnybunny?) living in Scotland.Only 1/2 hour into…[Read more]

Can’t say I have @desperate-dan though the name did trigger off a long forgotten childhood memory.You might find this hard to believe but I was quite cheeky as a nipper.Anyway there was an older boy who used to visit our neighbourhood called Dougie Taws and I used to shout “Doug the Thug!” whenever I saw him(from a distance of course).However one…[Read more]

I get emotional watching the news and if there’s an item about child neglect/abuse I have to switch off due to a mixture of rage and sadness.I could not have been a police officer.More from The Montgolfier Brothers later I think who seem to write a lot of songs about loss and regret though Roger Quigley who wrote most of the lyrics was quite a…[Read more]

Never mind just seen your comment on walk through page.I agree with @hallieginsb.