Nice outside the box thinking there twiggy.Extra dog treats for you but you can stop now.

Anyone else rooting for Zimbabwe tomorrow?

Hope no one saw that.Anyway speaking of karma there was plenty of it around at the Villa – Toon game yesterday.Three awful decisions all going against Newcastle and yet they still won.Anyone who still thinks VAR is bad for the game should watch this  farago

Sausages for xmas?Pushing the boat out there Dan,did you get the boy a stick without the hoop for his present?

Hey @catsnbirds throw another squirrel on the barbie.

And good luck cooking a Sunday roast.

Yes they are the world champs at bursting England’s bubble but we beat them in the more important game.

Well turns out the new cooker isn’t being delivered until next saturday so having someone pick up the old one yesterday doesn’t seem like a good idea now.Thank goodness for air fryers.But the best bit was my wife admitting it was her error %&*?!      That’s progress guys.

Yes we is old and have I ever mentioned I hate working Saturdays?Bloody cold this morning.I work out the severity of a winter by how many of my older customers die off…wot?…

Big game twixt the auld enemies tomorrow @desperate-dan.Blood and thunder.Mel Gibson as William Wallace(absolutely no historical inaccuracies in that film). Everything on the line.Yes we’re talking T20 WC never mind the rugger buggers.