Enough of this tripe, go play ham dunk. Anymore of it and i will give you lot a kick in the rump then the cold shoulder.

That made me laugh

Easter Bunny reporting in:
M&S extra fruity Hot Cross Buns, toasted, with absolutely loads of butter for breakfast
Tesco half price leg of lamb for Sunday lunch (and another in the freezer)
Followed by Bunnicide, a milk chocolate bunny, who met his death, slowly, deliciously, deliberately, by munching on the bunny ears!

Ian, our lovely driver (Jose) drives us from Alicante to Calpe along the same route
Stunning
Didn’t know a Dyke could jump, unless a little Dutch Boy stuck his finger in the hole

@Desparte Dan I think coming up to the holiday period @BrainN will be busy in his shed/garage manufacturing or refurbishing broom sticks

@DesperateDan strangely enough I was having a look at the hedges, weird plastic affect just like the artificial pitch scenario. Would prefer to go back to Amsterdam and jump a few dykes .

Hi @HunnyBunny hope your knee is OK for the Calpe slopes, must admit my right knee was playing me up when I got back from Spain (walking average 12 miles per day) doc said repetitive strain injury naproxam pain killer for a  week and fine. Have you been right to the top of calpe at the train station. €4.8 for a day between benidorm and Denia. To…[Read more]

Every thing comes in threes
Having had the house redecorated, we rehung a picture in exactly the place
And hit two water pipes
Newly painted wall suddenly has a weird (ghost like) patch of damp
Which appears and disappears
And the measure twice rule didn’t work, glass shelves just a little too big

Never mind, four weeks today: in Calpe!