Desperate Dan
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Desperate Dan replied to the topic Community Chat – A Place for Weary Flingers in the forum The Bloated Pig 1 year, 3 months ago
Miss March.

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Desperate Dan replied to the topic Community Chat – A Place for Weary Flingers in the forum The Bloated Pig 1 year, 3 months ago
Visited the location of the slate mine Everything Everything video today. You’ll know the one @brianN. Twiggy did a big wee wee there.
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Desperate Dan replied to the topic Community Chat – A Place for Weary Flingers in the forum The Bloated Pig 1 year, 3 months ago
Pressing on,
Never really understood why people swoon over Pet Sounds, but it has its moments.
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Desperate Dan replied to the topic Community Chat – A Place for Weary Flingers in the forum The Bloated Pig 1 year, 3 months ago
I’ve given up on ever getting an AB challenge again. But you know what they say about buses.
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Desperate Dan replied to the topic Community Chat – A Place for Weary Flingers in the forum The Bloated Pig 1 year, 3 months ago
Cut the crap, time for some music. Lots of songs containing the name Caroline. Might just play a few. Starting here – I really like this one.
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Desperate Dan replied to the topic Community Chat – A Place for Weary Flingers in the forum The Bloated Pig 1 year, 3 months ago
Fed up with waiting.
Idiotic quiz answer of the day. Which BBC live nature programme was first broadcast in May 2006? The choice was Springwatch or Autumnwatch.
The contestant spent a long time explaining why it was Autumnwatch. The penny never dropped.
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Desperate Dan replied to the topic Community Chat – A Place for Weary Flingers in the forum The Bloated Pig 1 year, 3 months ago
Whole dog going sideways this morning. She’s very plucky, I’ll give her that.
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Desperate Dan replied to the topic Community Chat – A Place for Weary Flingers in the forum The Bloated Pig 1 year, 3 months ago
The nightmare scenario is that @ixan57 and @hunnybunny end up on the same ship.
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Desperate Dan replied to the topic Community Chat – A Place for Weary Flingers in the forum The Bloated Pig 1 year, 3 months ago
That mini cruise was called Tom.
Gotta get to page 1000 somehow.
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Desperate Dan replied to the topic Community Chat – A Place for Weary Flingers in the forum The Bloated Pig 1 year, 3 months ago
Phrases from Going to The Game.
Look at his legs Mari, they’re like oak trees.
Did you bring the whiskey bottle?
We won but I didn’t understand the game. The players had good legs.
I crashed the car on the way home.
Welsh is fun!
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Desperate Dan replied to the topic Community Chat – A Place for Weary Flingers in the forum The Bloated Pig 1 year, 3 months ago
My Welcome to Welsh book advertises on the front page that it teaches Welsh in real life situations. So, in one of the first examples the wife is at home watching the television news. The headline is that the local factory is on fire and the night shift are working there. The husband works there! They are evacuated and he has to come home. He…[Read more]
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Desperate Dan replied to the topic Community Chat – A Place for Weary Flingers in the forum The Bloated Pig 1 year, 3 months ago
Rant over?
Pull the other one.
You’re just warming up.
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Desperate Dan replied to the topic Community Chat – A Place for Weary Flingers in the forum The Bloated Pig 1 year, 3 months ago
I think “lying on a colossal scale never seen before” captures it nicely.
Zelensky has an approval rating of 4%??? Hmmm. I think any world leader who still has an actual and genuine approval rating of 57% after six years in power is outperforming pretty much every other world leader.
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Desperate Dan replied to the topic Community Chat – A Place for Weary Flingers in the forum The Bloated Pig 1 year, 3 months ago
Well, he turned up. Did the windows. Said he wasn’t insured to go up a ladder. You’re made of sterner stuff north of the border @brianN.
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Desperate Dan replied to the topic Community Chat – A Place for Weary Flingers in the forum The Bloated Pig 1 year, 3 months ago
My window cleaner says he’s coming today.
Good luck with that mate. Twiggy’s ears were horizontal on our morning scamper round the block.
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Desperate Dan replied to the topic Community Chat – A Place for Weary Flingers in the forum The Bloated Pig 1 year, 3 months ago
The high speed reverse Remi second shot was almost my best – a pig failed to pop and I was left with close to about 127k. Think I’ll give up. Not really sure what to do now. Managed to sneak back ahead of asher on Birdday Party and Bad Piggies, now just need to lie low and hope he doesn’t notice. Perhaps seek out some gliches, still a few to find.
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Desperate Dan replied to the topic Community Chat – A Place for Weary Flingers in the forum The Bloated Pig 1 year, 3 months ago
Almost up to 1000 comments in the refurbished BP. It will be almost exactly 6 months.
Compare that to 160363 comments in the old premises. If we carry on at the rate we are doing we will sail past that figure in a mere 80 years.
But if we hurry up a bit, we could get there by the end of the century. @hunnybunny will be on her thirty-third new…[Read more]
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Desperate Dan replied to the topic Community Chat – A Place for Weary Flingers in the forum The Bloated Pig 1 year, 3 months ago
Reached 84k first bird but still no luck. But spring seems to have arrived today in these parts of the western fringes and I have been pruning my rosebush.
It’s all go.
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Desperate Dan commented on the post, Angry Birds Surf and Turf Level 29 Walkthrough 1 year, 3 months ago
Up to 82k on first bird but couldn’t get the stone plank to break with second (which I had been doing repeatedly, Doh!). But I’ve run out of puppy time.
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Desperate Dan replied to the topic Community Chat – A Place for Weary Flingers in the forum The Bloated Pig 1 year, 3 months ago
Well you will enjoy Lawrence Llewellyn Bowen being mauled by Ben Wishaw dressed as a bear in Episode 5 then @brianN.
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