Jona Lewie had a good pop at it Oh and Hi Burbman!

I’ve never worn a bowler hat and there’s no such thing as a good Christmas song.

The Grinch.x

And, Dan, before you join Brian, in the hole, what is the best Christmas Song?
White Christmas
Santa Baby
Christmas Rapping (a favourite of mine)
Thirty eight years of “Driving Home”
Or some seventies Glam Rock rubbish?

Brian is now dead
In a very big hole, I dug it square, but it should have been round….

Yes we don’t know how angry he is .Makes a change from mad dogs and Englishmen though(better not say who the mad dog is,she’ll shout at me in a Welsh accent.)

Hello @angryperson ,nice of you to drop in and hope all is well.Sorry no one was here to greet you yesterday the BP closes on a Wednesday (quaint English custom).So what part of The States are you from?

woah! new look for the Pig? i guess it was about time we got an update

Yes he’s currently touring with a version of A Christmas Carol no doubt playing Scrooge(Count Arthur not Gregg(he has his pick of pantomime villains this year)).

Gregg’ll be ok I hear GB News are looking for a TV chef/banter merchant.

Good tidings Dan, Radio 4 are broadcasting a new Count Arthur Xmass special.First for a few years I think.

Yes their videos spare no expense @desperate-dan.I reckon they were tresspassing on all of ’em.

Latest Z list celebrity who no one knew 15 years ago to play Let’s Kick Gregg reckons:

“He said I’d never be a cook because I’m a woman.”

Bang out of order Gregg everyone knows a woman’s place is in the kitchen.

@birdleader I will, but only play Seasons, Star Wars and Rio

E is for Enter the Mirror

Challenge back with a wimper I see.

“And it’s goodnight from me .” “And it’s goodnight from him.”

See Musk is suggesting homelessness is a lie.Think we’ll wake up one morning and they’ll all be gone a la S. America?