Hi @HunnyBunny hope your knee is OK for the Calpe slopes, must admit my right knee was playing me up when I got back from Spain (walking average 12 miles per day) doc said repetitive strain injury naproxam pain killer for a  week and fine. Have you been right to the top of calpe at the train station. €4.8 for a day between benidorm and Denia. To…[Read more]

Every thing comes in threes
Having had the house redecorated, we rehung a picture in exactly the place
And hit two water pipes
Newly painted wall suddenly has a weird (ghost like) patch of damp
Which appears and disappears
And the measure twice rule didn’t work, glass shelves just a little too big

Never mind, four weeks today: in Calpe!

What word? Dan
Still on your streak? Albeit, I seem to remember, there was a broken bit “which didn’t count” for some unknown reason

I worry about you sometimes @desperate-dan.

So sorry to hear about all those blue collar MAGA’s who now feel ‘duped’.What do you think Jason? https://youtu.be/4FM7XeaSO0M?si=PANZCS2v0bNiGvvd

Has she got greyhound blood in her?

Customer Capers No.2

One of my customers has to take her dogs for a walk seperately now after a recent incident involving a squirrel.She said when they saw it she was off her feet being dragged through a freshly ploughed field.She had to let go after her nostrils filled with soil.Yorkshire terriers eh?

If you like The Bradleys you might like this,think I may have played it before but it’s my personal favourite from The  Bottom of the Knees…er sorry..,The Shins.https://youtu.be/jyqWjl7GkCE?si=9yT9NGeQh180cuCT

Customer Capers

One of my customers came out and asked if I’d finished.I said no,since you put that wooden board up to keep your dog in I have to double back to finish the rest of the house.

“Oh” she said”I can take that down now the dog’s gone…and so has the husband!”

After a brief awkward pause I said “I’m sorry  about that.”She said “I’m…[Read more]

A man died when he fell into a giant vat of coffee.His wife said he didn’t suffer-it was instant.

Yeah I know I’ll get me coat…I’ll get yours while I’m at it Dan.Fancy a pint down The Lurkers?

Did you hear about the cross eyed circumcisionist?He got the sac.