Enough of this tripe, go play ham dunk. Anymore of it and i will give you lot a kick in the rump then the cold shoulder.

Right,I’m going off grid again…cattle grid…

It really is a meaty drama though given the first 2 eps were directed by Guy Ritchie I was expecting the violence to be diffused with a little Cockney humour.But it has been unrelentingly grim and Tom has literally scowled his way through every scene.

Brilliantly acted and great cast though.You’ll think I’m mad but Helen Mirren’s Irish accent is…[Read more]

So this meat baste humour will continue until somebody stops me.Was set on this train of thought by Bunny’s LOL (leg of lamb) and also watching new crime series Mobland.At the end of ep 3 Tom Hardy’s character ‘Arry murders someone with a steak…oh wait,my bad,it was a stake…

Please somebody stop me.

Must admit I can’t listen to this song and eat beef at the same time.

Baaaaa humbug.

Suggestion for the perfect crime @hunnybunny.Invite whoever it was who ruined your new decor round for Sunday lunch.Take out the frozen leg of lamb from the freezer and bop him on the head with it.Report a fatal accident then put said lamb in the oven and eat the evidence for lunch.Could I suggest asparagus tips,roast…[Read more]

That made me laugh

Easter Bunny reporting in:
M&S extra fruity Hot Cross Buns, toasted, with absolutely loads of butter for breakfast
Tesco half price leg of lamb for Sunday lunch (and another in the freezer)
Followed by Bunnicide, a milk chocolate bunny, who met his death, slowly, deliciously, deliberately, by munching on the bunny ears!

My advice to you lot is to avoid poking bears or dykes.You’ll regret it.https://youtu.be/RDSEtWt9u-A?si=NjdrbAdEv9JzatdO

Ian, our lovely driver (Jose) drives us from Alicante to Calpe along the same route
Stunning
Didn’t know a Dyke could jump, unless a little Dutch Boy stuck his finger in the hole

@Desparte Dan I think coming up to the holiday period @BrainN will be busy in his shed/garage manufacturing or refurbishing broom sticks

@DesperateDan strangely enough I was having a look at the hedges, weird plastic affect just like the artificial pitch scenario. Would prefer to go back to Amsterdam and jump a few dykes .