Can you be trusted with matches?

Anyone watching The Agency?Mixed reviews but I was hooked after the musical intro(Jack White’s version of U2’s Love is Blindness which includes totally nicked drum pattern from Bowie’s 5 years-3 great tracks for the price of 1)

Fassbender back on form,could watch that guy paint a fence for hours.

How are things in Walecestershire?

As Jim Royle would say:

“Hiya Barbs!”

Was going to play A Lot of Wind by The Fall but I think everyone is still recovering from my Fall A-Z extravaganza.

Keeping things bottom related I see @desperate-dan. https://youtu.be/Tihj-HbRx-Y?si=cqHPDCXk7EVvr-34

And he ate all the peanuts.

This page seems to be taking on the spirit of p23 just a different part of the anatomy.

Bag of peanuts for anyone who can remember who used to call Virginia Bottomley Virginia Bottomface?

See the Irish FA are in trouble after a programme related gaffe.In the recent Ireland v Wales women’s match they showed a map of the country indicating where all the players came from but included was Londonderry rather than Derry which as we know is anathema to the Irish leading one player to describe the FAI as “…a shower of arseholes.”(Wonder…[Read more]

You enjoying your Gavin and Stacey Advent calendar?

Hi Bunny.

Not that weird it’s what my favourite character Pameeeelahhh used to call it.x

Barry’s Island.

Loved Gavin’s mum.

Hi Bunny,at least she had the good sense to leave.

Heh heh.I’m blaming Gregg.

Having Challenge withdrawal symptoms @desperate-dan?Dipping my toes in Rio atm after noticing the Kaiser was top overall(at least you know he wouldn’t  allow double bird counts or 3k gifts to be added to his scores).That said I’m finding it tough to beat any of his scores so far.Reckon if he put the same effort into Seasons he’d get much closer…[Read more]

Today’s latest Gregggate (which is an anagram of great egg) news:

They managed to dig out an old episode of 8 out of 10 Cats where Sean Locke accuses Gregg of having no sense of irony or humour…finally a sackable offence!

Remember Bald Lives Matter.

Quite up with my football league teams but not so much with my Tory held seats. Somewhere like Exeter though I think that’s more like Lib Dem country.

Maybe we could have a friendly non divisive political debate on p 24.

Meanwhile what’s the name of that former MP married to Yvette cooper?

Masochistic sex with a frog…knew you’d come through @hunnybunny.

I found him,Wesley warren was his name and he didn’t actually carry his srotum in a wheelbarrow nor was it zapped by cosmic rays.Sadly he had a rare condition known as scrotal lymphedema and they weighed 132lb.

Anyone remember spacehoppers?

Sorry to keep going on about Gregg but I find the whole charade glorious and the latest revelation takes the biscuit.

Melanie Sykes says:

“He’s the reason I quit TV”.

Surely that has to go in his favour?

She certainly can.

Well if it wasn’t for the South Korean president declaring martial law Gregg would’ve been lead story on BBC news again after more… ahem… serious allegations were brought forward. I reckon before this story runs out of juice he’ll be in the frame for the Whitechapel murders.

Anyways to more weighty matters this Dan is for…[Read more]