Community Chat – A Place for Weary Flingers

[Brian N]

Don’t know what you think @desperate-dan but I reckon if the Senate doesn’t grow a pair of testicles America could become the world’s newest oligarchy…at best…

[Desperate Dan]

Are you feeling OK @brianN? A lot of unsavoury body parts flying around.

Reminds me of Ant commenting on I’m A Celebrity that the Reverend Richard Coles had gone from The New Testament to the Old Testicle. Not that funny for us, or for him either.

[Desperate Dan]

I don’t expect these comments to last very long…

[ixan57]

Bollocks

[Desperate Dan]

As far as the Senate goes, it may be balanced sufficiently precariously to stop some of the worst excesses. Trump can only get more unpopular from this point on – the penny will start to drop when the policies that people have voted for start harming them because they lose healthcare and are not vaccinated, and when tariffs send inflation up. The next two years are crucial, the midterms will be a chance for the next public referendum, so to speak, as long as the democratic structure has not been dismantled before then.

[Desperate Dan]

I don’t expect these comments to last very long either…

[Desperate Dan]

In the words of the Sex Pistols @ixan57, never mind them.

[Brian N]

Is it true the Portugese man-o-war has giant testicles?

 

[Brian N]

This page is a great advert for keeping the BP archive alive isn’t it?Just waiting for @hunnybunny to turn up with one of her rude sexualised jokes.

[Desperate Dan]

A good time to mention Busta Gonad.

 

Page 23 of the new BP is going into legend..

[Brian N]

In keeping with the theme,did anyone ever see that documentary about a guy who used to have to carry his nads round in a wheelbarrow?

[Desperate Dan]

Come on @hunnybunny, you can do it!

[Brian N]

She certainly can.

Well if it wasn’t for the South Korean president declaring martial law Gregg would’ve been lead story on BBC news again after more… ahem… serious allegations were brought forward. I reckon before this story runs out of juice he’ll be in the frame for the Whitechapel murders.

Anyways to more weighty matters this Dan is for you as our resident Master of Arts in all things punctuation. Not sure about the spelling though. https://youtu.be/NHDOk7lA53w?si=HKIppyVMXZt_CE6V

[Brian N]

Sorry to keep going on about Gregg but I find the whole charade glorious and the latest revelation takes the biscuit.

Melanie Sykes says:

“He’s the reason I quit TV”.

Surely that has to go in his favour?

[Brian N]

I found him,Wesley warren was his name and he didn’t actually carry his scrotum in a wheelbarrow nor was it zapped by cosmic rays.Sadly he had a rare condition known as scrotal lymphedema and they weighed 132lb.

Anyone remember spacehoppers?

[Desperate Dan]

Promise, everyone, that it all stops when we get to page 24. Please. But for now…

[Desperate Dan]

Just struck me that we are being spared the annual torture (well, I usually suffer a lot) of the Hollydogs.

[HunnyBunny]

If you have a green ball in your right hand and green ball in your left hand, what do you have?
Kermit, begging for forgiveness, or possibly masochist sex?

[HunnyBunny]

I forgot HollyDogs!

[HunnyBunny]

Also masochist

[Brian N]

Masochistic sex with a frog…knew you’d come through @hunnybunny.

[Brian N]

Maybe we could have a friendly non divisive political debate on p 24.

Meanwhile what’s the name of that former MP married to Yvette cooper?

[Desperate Dan]

Ed.

There are 92 football clubs in the top 4 flights of English football. Just a single one of them plays its home games in a Tory constituency. What sort of person works these things out? They probably belong to the Apostrophe Protection Society.

Any takers for the club?

[Brian N]

Quite up with my football league teams but not so much with my Tory held seats. Somewhere like Exeter though I think that’s more like Lib Dem country.

[Desperate Dan]

Apparently it’s Bromley* who I don’t believe were even a fully-fledged Football League team at the time of the election.

And thus endeth Page 23, which will be talked about for ages to come (not).

*This information curtesy of Paul Sinha (i.e. not me!)