Barry’s Island.

Loved Gavin’s mum.

Hi Bunny,at least she had the good sense to leave.

Heh heh.I’m blaming Gregg.

Having Challenge withdrawal symptoms @desperate-dan?Dipping my toes in Rio atm after noticing the Kaiser was top overall(at least you know he wouldn’t  allow double bird counts or 3k gifts to be added to his scores).That said I’m finding it tough to beat any of his scores so far.Reckon if he put the same effort into Seasons he’d get much closer…[Read more]

Today’s latest Gregggate (which is an anagram of great egg) news:

They managed to dig out an old episode of 8 out of 10 Cats where Sean Locke accuses Gregg of having no sense of irony or humour…finally a sackable offence!

Remember Bald Lives Matter.

Quite up with my football league teams but not so much with my Tory held seats. Somewhere like Exeter though I think that’s more like Lib Dem country.

Maybe we could have a friendly non divisive political debate on p 24.

Meanwhile what’s the name of that former MP married to Yvette cooper?

Masochistic sex with a frog…knew you’d come through @hunnybunny.

I found him,Wesley warren was his name and he didn’t actually carry his srotum in a wheelbarrow nor was it zapped by cosmic rays.Sadly he had a rare condition known as scrotal lymphedema and they weighed 132lb.

Anyone remember spacehoppers?

Sorry to keep going on about Gregg but I find the whole charade glorious and the latest revelation takes the biscuit.

Melanie Sykes says:

“He’s the reason I quit TV”.

Surely that has to go in his favour?

She certainly can.

Well if it wasn’t for the South Korean president declaring martial law Gregg would’ve been lead story on BBC news again after more… ahem… serious allegations were brought forward. I reckon before this story runs out of juice he’ll be in the frame for the Whitechapel murders.

Anyways to more weighty matters this Dan is for…[Read more]

In keeping with the theme,did anyone ever see that documentary about a guy who used to have to carry his nads round in a wheelbarrow?

This page is a great advert for keeping the BP archive alive isn’t it?Just waiting for @hunnybunny to turn up with one of her rude sexualised jokes.

Is it true the Portugese man-o-war has giant testicles?

Don’t know what you think @desperate-dan but I reckon if the Senate doesn’t grow a pair of testicles America could become the world’s newest oligarchy…at best…

Even his co presenter John Torode(pronounced toad)has said “We were never friends”.Ouch.

Poor Gregg he really fell on his sword with his “most complaints are from middle class women of a certain age” remark.The menopause meanies have descended on him like a horde of Banshees.Must say though his joke about a contestant’s dish tasting like ‘his aunt’s vagina’ was in very poor taste.

Here’s Greg in happier times. https://youtu.be/0hK8EbafSlg?si=DsKiGN5yiGw1p4Dg

Is it just me or does anyone else feel a little a little sorry for Greg Wallace just now?I don’t particularly like his presenting style (bit too in yer face for my liking,prefer Torrode’s more relaxed style) and I rarely watch Masterchef so I don’t have any skin in the game but it all seems a bit OTT.

You have people coming out of the woodwork…[Read more]

Just to confirm your comments @desperate-dan.