After having a vasectomy I was told I wouldn’t have kids anymore but when I got home they were stil there.

King Peter?

Just the two?Anyway I give up.How about Peter King?

Honk!Honk!LookOut!Yes the wheels are coming off the clown car.

“What should we do with them boys?” “Throw them in a black sack”. https://youtu.be/54GGLcJLZ0Y?si=h-0KTJwblhUBOwlr

I did use to clean the windows  of a fish factory inside and out.That was traumatic.

Sorry about the fish factory reference that was a red herring.That said you lot really are clueless so would you like one?Unless our glowing reviews of Dept Q have persuaded others to give it a go this is probably just for you Dan.There is a clue within it’s episodes that’s all I’m saying.

Hey does anyone remember a cheesy 70’s Brit Cop show…[Read more]

She enjoyed the process much more than I do @hunnybunny (low bar I must admit)and worked in a fish factory for a year so that’s not it.

Sure Joe Root will be thrilled with your match synopsis Bunny.Think The Guardian are looking for a cricket correspondent.

Yes @desperate-dan Dept Q proving to be a gem in Netflix crown.Worked out who was behind…[Read more]

Yes surprise timey wimey ending.Think I’m all in.Matthew is Goode isn’t he?

Great line you’d appreciate @ixan57.Kid on bus tells the cop he found his grandad dead…”It was the Tennent’s and crisps that got him.”

Not reached the end yet Dan.

Is anyone else being plagued by adverts on the Nest ?

Watching Dept Q on Netflix just now as I remember the original Danish series being very good.Seems like the storyline is similar but set in Edinburgh rather than Copenhagen and the humour is hi-viz.Centres round a very rude and arrogant English cop(don’t suppose you ever came across one of those @hunnybunny?) living in Scotland.Only 1/2 hour into…[Read more]

Can’t say I have @desperate-dan though the name did trigger off a long forgotten childhood memory.You might find this hard to believe but I was quite cheeky as a nipper.Anyway there was an older boy who used to visit our neighbourhood called Dougie Taws and I used to shout “Doug the Thug!” whenever I saw him(from a distance of course).However one…[Read more]

I get emotional watching the news and if there’s an item about child neglect/abuse I have to switch off due to a mixture of rage and sadness.I could not have been a police officer.More from The Montgolfier Brothers later I think who seem to write a lot of songs about loss and regret though Roger Quigley who wrote most of the lyrics was quite a…[Read more]

Never mind just seen your comment on walk through page.I agree with @hallieginsb.

What happened to yourscore @desperate-dan?

Of course I didn’t pay her anything.Are you mad?

Now before you change channel this isn’t the usual silly bollox I like to play.If Adele hasn’t given this song a little credit for Skyfall she should be ashamed of herself.You might need tissues for this one.https://youtu.be/KqQXg847coc?si=fht6YlqhiXHsCUCE

Rain on today might have a go at the Challenge but Rivelino’s gutters will have to wait.

I used to clean Pele’s windows.

No spilling of beans Bunny you must use that forensically sharp ex-copper brain of yours(is that a contradiction in terms?)

John Charles what a legend brilliant centre- forward,brilliant- centre back and was a massive success in Italy.Best Welsh player ever?All round top bloke as well by all accounts.