Comedy gold that flew under the radar.Enfield’s Simon Schama impersonation is priceless.

Suarez not so much ,I’ve lost count of how many times he’s been sent off but it must be double digits, though he is a bit of an alrounder.Aside from his 3 biting offences and his current spitting faux pas he also got a lengthy ban for racially abusing Patrice…[Read more]

The Germans won on penalties.Good night.

Old Grey Wrinkled Testicle.Oh stop it!

I have no choice but to share this it is eye wateringly funny.Why have I not seen this before?https://youtu.be/pOlSHw_y0Lw?si=52I6WI_1oii7J2Kw

The Strokes are old but still capable of this…https://youtu.be/RzO7IGWGxu8?si=6RqBgMJ0ial-odJO

Sure she wasn’t an amateur?

Lost a chunk of tooth today.My teeth have sent my brain a memo(they do still exist):

Please don’t eat 6 year old Murray Mints-We’re old!

I would stick if I were you.I had a wee lookie and mastered the first shot with Stella.Chuck was more difficult.

Have you tried V.7.9.1. ?

This may sound silly but if you can’t get into AB how are you playing JP?

Watching Ravi Bopara turning back the years.Has he played a better innings?One of only a handful of players still playing in The Blast who was there at the start.One of the others is of course our mate Samit Patel.

Carbonite Melt News

There is no CMN except to say Jar Jar Bloody Binks…again…

Seems to spend a lot of time sleeping @desperate-dan.A two seater all to herself?Spoilt rotten.

Sadly symptomatic of World cups these days .Football WC also becoming bloated with 48 teams next year and I believe 64 is a number being talked about for 2030.Just results in yet more meaningless one sided matchups and overall quality suffers.Best WC ever was 1970 where 16 teams qualified but every game seemed to matter.

Rumours of Donalds death are quite worrying.Vance is Veep.

Pity about the Eliminator tonight.Hardly a Hundred game ruined by the weather and now this.Hope the final goes ahead as I think it’s a tournament that has improved year on year.Deserves a fitting finale.

I do like it’s quirkiness so I hope the new investors don’t try to homogenise it into just another T20 tournament.

Accidently swallowed some scrabble tiles.Suffering some awful vowel movements.

Had my first eye test in over 5 years yesterday and not because I’d noticed a deterioration in my vision but had sat on my glasses one too many times.Surprised to find my distance vision had improved?!Hooray!But now I need reading glasses.Boo!Also have to pay for two subscriptions now!GGGaaaaahhhhh!!!!

As I went in I noticed a pal inside who was…[Read more]

Well my luvvies seems my Carbonite Meltdown yesterday did the the trick(more like a mild whinge than a Medvedev).Stormtrooper appeared this morning and given I only needed 3,000 pts even I couldn’t flub that one.

It seems Mr Bunny is already in training…https://youtu.be/dbc_CxwRTG0?si=_B-bvEt67dBYq98x

Carbonite Melt being very mean,it’s almost as if the game knows which characters I need and is witholding them.Surely Rovio wouldn’t do that?I even had a Hans Solo Carbonite…in the Melt…how is that even possible?

To more important matters hope all is well @honeybunny must be your operation soon.At least you know what to expect and hope Mr…[Read more]

To be fair he is built like a brick bungalow.If Sontarans played cricket it’d look like that.

You know I like an anagram so Samit Patel provided :

malt pastie

pitta meals

lam patties

meat pastil (desert obviously)

All served with Tamil paste.

For fans of The Simpsons there is Patti Selma

For fans of Baywatch there are Pamela Tits (Liam…[Read more]

To be fair to Jonny Bairstow I think he has been sharing the pies,with Samit Patel.