Community Chat – A Place for Weary Flingers

[Desperate Dan]

Saw a female professional window cleaner the other day @briann.

And a friend sent me a photo of a window cleaner’s van. Mr Bit.

That’s all.

[Brian N]

Sure she wasn’t an amateur?

Lost a chunk of tooth today.My teeth have sent my brain a memo(they do still exist):

Please don’t eat 6 year old Murray Mints-We’re old!

[Brian N]

The Strokes are old but still capable of this…https://youtu.be/ewOPQZZn4SY?si=agtlzHpI67oX2oNJ

[Brian N]

I have no choice but to share this it is eye wateringly funny.Why have I not seen this before?https://youtu.be/pOlSHw_y0Lw?si=52I6WI_1oii7J2Kw

[Brian N]

Old Grey Wrinkled Testicle.Oh stop it!

[Brian N]

The Germans won on penalties.Good night.

[Desperate Dan]

See Luis Suarez has now got a lengthy ban for spitting. What is wrong with the man? Must have been spitting out bits of ear that he bit off during his three previous biting offences.

[Desperate Dan]

Fell about with One Clavdivs @briann. This will be the forum’s least understood comment of all time and that’s going some.

[Brian N]

Comedy gold that flew under the radar.Enfield’s Simon Schama impersonation is priceless.

Suarez not so much ,I’ve lost count of how many times he’s been sent off but it must be double digits, though he is a bit of an allrounder.Aside from his 3 biting offences and his current spitting faux pas he also got a lengthy ban for racially abusing Patrice Evra.Nice chap.

Spitting at opponents is trending Stateside.Before the NFL season even kicked off a player was ejected from the game for spitting at the Dallas QB though footage later showed said QB spitting in the direction of the offender and taunting him before his unfortunate retaliation.Can’t justify his reaction and he’ll be fined for it but they won’t look at Prescott as he’s a Dallas Cowboy-they get away with murder.Here’s hoping for another season of failure for them and their QB.Bitter?Moi?

Must say I think NFL have the right idea in dealing with miscreants.The player takes no further part in the game but the team still has 11 players on the pitch.Every time that numpty Suarez is sent off his team are down to 10 men.Thus team and player are punished.

[Brian N]

Wonder if any old folk had heart attacks at 3.00 pm on Sunday?That government alert was really loud.Mind you they’re probably mutton Jeff at that age.Thinking of asking the gov to send one to my daughter’s phone every morning…

[Brian N]

Just getting over the excitement of England scoring over 400 in an ODI and 300 in a T20 then a brilliant Blast finals day when up pops Silver C-3PO in the melt.Back of the net!Need tranquilisers.

One down five to go.

[Brian N]

Another thing I’ve noticed about the melt is that the characters who most frequently appear i.e. Jar Jar,Battle Droid ,Syth,etc all either have their own levels or you get an unlimited version through in game achievements.In other words you don’t need them in the melt to unlock their reward level.I’m sure that’s just coincidence.

[Desperate Dan]

300 used to be considered a fantastic score back in the day of the 60 over Gillette Cup. You know, back in the day when Gavaskar scored 36 off 174 balls in the World Cup. India were chasing 334 off 60 overs which was considered impossible.  If Phil Salt had faced 174 balls he would have scored about 430.

I have no insights to add to the melts.

[Desperate Dan]

Oh those poor Rangers and Celtic fans. Been dishing it out for years but they can’t take it themselves.  Stop whining and suck it up. Or support your local team.

[Brian N]

Don’t know if they just brought him back for finals day but it was nice to hear Bumble back on commentary duty.Still don’t know why he left Sky though it coincided with a comment he made suggesting Pakistani players were a bit tight.

[Desperate Dan]

Happy Birthday Twiggy. Six today. Six mile walk in the windy sunshine. Now playing giraffe* in the garden.

*I will spare you the rules.

[Desperate Dan]

You have to feel sorry for the commentator when the leading protagonists in the women’s 100m at the World Championships* have names like Shelly-Ann Fraser-Pryce and Melissa Jefferson-Wooden.

* or the World Cabbage Chips, according to the BBC sub-titles.

[Desperate Dan]

Cabbage chips. That might be a thing. I hope it isn’t.

[Desperate Dan]

Avast me hearties…oh I can’t be bothered. It’s only 0930 and already Talk Like a Pirate Day is starting to be hard work.

[Desperate Dan]

Got a “pup” today. But @realfish got the trophy.  It’s been many months since two people beat the Challenge high score on the same day I think.

[Desperate Dan]

Ha! Got the trophy back after 5 days of flinging.

@brianN it’s worth a look at the correspondence on PE 1-2.  Some odd stuff kicking off.

[Desperate Dan]

Miss October.

[Brian N]

Is that Blue Steel or Magnum?

[Brian N]

I often wondered what birds do to cool down on those hot summer days.https://youtu.be/iqRHr5pEIFU?si=hGox89j-pVz6Xe4R

I’ll have a Magnum.

[Brian N]

Can’t swear to it but I think Asher has been busy in Seasons.Pretty sure when I finished my epic trawl through it a while back he was almost exactly 1m points ahead but seems to have gained another 250k since then.I also think I was top in 6 episodes but now just in 3.

He’s coming for you next @desperate-dan…

I could be wrong…I could be right https://youtu.be/Vq7JSic1DtM?si=Su7Wlm4nM1DX6Icg

Poor Johnny lip syncing to a totally different song by the looks of it.