Ernest or Margaux?

See the world’s leaders are meeting Davros this week.I do hope the Daleks show up.Let’s hope there aren’t any stairs.

Ah Trigger Point.Love that show.Ben Shephard is a great tv presenter/quiz show host(multi talented).”Ghost drop” “It’s a rider!”…er…wait…that’s Tipping Point isn’t it?

Trigger Point.Love that show.We have a rule of thumb in our house:if Vicky McClure is in it we watch it.Sorry about the short sentences.Bye.See you in 3 weeks.

Reach and wash is for wimps.Nothing like putting your wet  hands on an ice cold aluminium ladder when it’s -2 degrees.

And no you  never did guess why my wife quit after one day(nothing to do with the above).

Well I never. Jason from Sleaford Mods on Sunday Brunch.What’s the world coming to?

“I’ll have the egg ‘n’ effing chips Lovejoy!”

Hello!

Andrew(the **** artist formerly known as Prince) has taken to squatting at the Royal Lodge.He’s also taken the Queen’s huskies hostage.No doubt Charles will be receiving a ransom note soon.A man has to make a crust.

At least the Aussies usually make a fist of it in England whereas we tend to get gubbed down under.

An episode of Antiques Roadshow featuring Mary Berry.Do you think the irony is lost on the BBC?

Hope you were a good boy and sat still in the chair or no doggy treats for you.

Let’s not mention The Ashes…Doh!

Hey Dan,I’ve just noticed you have matching beards as well.

Wow!Check out Cherki’s assist for Foden’s goal against Sunderland today.We’re talking Cherki.

At that notoriously selfconscious age of 13 my mother decided it would be a good idea to buy me and my dad matching beige corduroy overcoats…

To this day I have a passionate hatred of corduroy.Not too keen on beige either.

Sorry couldn’t resist. https://youtu.be/n9ZJyP0CRT0?si=ud0hAUbuuJWkyAnB

Must be on a par with @jrsqonk doing it on Jurassic Pork.

Have to agree with @karen68 about Piggywood.Mental physics though I’m sure some sadistic flinger got their Ultra Sharpshooter badge in PWS.We are a mad bunch though aren’t we?

You do realise @catsnbirds the only vacation from old age is death?

Yes normal service resumed at The Principality Stadium.Maybe Leek growing should be the new Welsh national sport?

Tenuous link but Atlanta Falcons have a player with the delightful name of Sauce Gardner(sic).Insert your own joke.