Personally I blame Bumble.

Best songs appropriated by sports crowds?Love will Tear us Apart/Seven Nation Army

Hey @desperate-dan can we expect Twiggy in a bikini for April barking about her desire for world peace and equality for all breeds?(Except XL Bully dogs).

From March dog to March of the Dogs.This was a rant from back in the day against the Bush administration but even more valid today.https://youtu.be/-mGRLfOSrHA?si=UrPgORqij09RuOLe

Big fan of The Kaisers also Pet Sounds(God Only Knows one of the’ greatest moments’ of pop history)So it’s Caroline Yes-yes and Caroline No-yes.

Came out with an unintentional corker today.I know some councils have had seperate bins for paper and cardboard for ages but ours have just started this week .When the new blue bin came I wanted to put our house number on it because they’ll even nick yer bins round here.Given our house number is 11 I innocently said to the wife

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I’m sure the boys beat her to it @desperate-dan.

So I’m guessing that was’ probably the best tour in the world’ @ixan57 ?

Hey @ixan perhaps that young woman hadn’t heard about the BOGOF deal.

Ivan The Terrible.

MY KZ,UR BF

This one was up for an Ivor Novello award.Should have won in my unbiased opinion.

Interesting press conference in the Oval Office.Should be an unusual’ working lunch’ but I think Pennywise will probably charge Zelensky a corkage fee the tight old shyster.

Glad you had a great time in Amsterdam was it for tulips or the red light district?What happens in Amsterdam…

Feel like I recall The Bunny visiting said district(I’m sure it was for the dining experience) and mentioning an Asian woman in rubber pants.Feel free to come down here and correct me if I’m wrong @hunnybunny.I’m never wrong.

Well @ixan57 when it comes to toilet humour you’re No 1.

Speaking of gold I see those those miscreants whole stole a solid gold toilet from Blenheim Palace have been dealt with.I think it was an inside jobby.

Hey @desperate-dan do you get a golden ticket?Looks like the Tate bros did-what a viper’s nest.

I think Bunny is on that two year cruise that left Belfast a while back.

Sounds like an episode of Jack Reacher(this is a genuine guilty pleasure).

We’ve played a few cover versions lately this one is more than worthy of the original.https://youtu.be/Ihh19fnjRaA?si=yiJb6GuruLLqHuXThttps://youtu.be/Ihh19fnjRaA?si=yiJb6GuruLLqHuXT

We keep interupting each other Dan imagine if Ixan Bunny Karen CnB were all trying to talk at the same time?It’d be like reading Welcome to Welsh(15 defeats in a row I fear).

Yes I could go on but I won’t.See a forty-six y/o horse made the news today.I’ve been married to a nag for 26.(This is fake noos my wife is absolutely lovely and almost as laid back as me(except for noticing loads of stuff I haven’t done and stuff I have done but not very well-apart from that no nagging).

As for you @ixan57 have you fallen asleep again?

Hey @hunnybunny you’re quiet are you on a secret cruise?On a serious note how’s the other half ?