It really is a meaty drama though given the first 2 eps were directed by Guy Ritchie I was expecting the violence to be diffused with a little Cockney humour.But it has been unrelentingly grim and Tom has literally scowled his way through every scene.

Brilliantly acted and great cast though.You’ll think I’m mad but Helen Mirren’s Irish accent is…[Read more]

So this meat baste humour will continue until somebody stops me.Was set on this train of thought by Bunny’s LOL (leg of lamb) and also watching new crime series Mobland.At the end of ep 3 Tom Hardy’s character ‘Arry murders someone with a steak…oh wait,my bad,it was a stake…

Please somebody stop me.

Must admit I can’t listen to this song and eat beef at the same time.

Baaaaa humbug.

Suggestion for the perfect crime @hunnybunny.Invite whoever it was who ruined your new decor round for Sunday lunch.Take out the frozen leg of lamb from the freezer and bop him on the head with it.Report a fatal accident then put said lamb in the oven and eat the evidence for lunch.Could I suggest asparagus tips,roast…[Read more]

My advice to you lot is to avoid poking bears or dykes.You’ll regret it.https://youtu.be/RDSEtWt9u-A?si=NjdrbAdEv9JzatdO

I worry about you sometimes @desperate-dan.

So sorry to hear about all those blue collar MAGA’s who now feel ‘duped’.What do you think Jason? https://youtu.be/4FM7XeaSO0M?si=PANZCS2v0bNiGvvd

Has she got greyhound blood in her?

Customer Capers No.2

One of my customers has to take her dogs for a walk seperately now after a recent incident involving a squirrel.She said when they saw it she was off her feet being dragged through a freshly ploughed field.She had to let go after her nostrils filled with soil.Yorkshire terriers eh?

If you like The Bradleys you might like this,think I may have played it before but it’s my personal favourite from The  Bottom of the Knees…er sorry..,The Shins.https://youtu.be/jyqWjl7GkCE?si=9yT9NGeQh180cuCT

Customer Capers

One of my customers came out and asked if I’d finished.I said no,since you put that wooden board up to keep your dog in I have to double back to finish the rest of the house.

“Oh” she said”I can take that down now the dog’s gone…and so has the husband!”

After a brief awkward pause I said “I’m sorry  about that.”She said “I’m…[Read more]

A man died when he fell into a giant vat of coffee.His wife said he didn’t suffer-it was instant.

Yeah I know I’ll get me coat…I’ll get yours while I’m at it Dan.Fancy a pint down The Lurkers?

Did you hear about the cross eyed circumcisionist?He got the sac.

Better than Steely Dan tho’.

The harmonies are a little too wispy for my liking and with knife crime in the UK being what it is we shouldn’t be talking about brass stabbings.Comment awaiting moderation unlike this tune https://youtu.be/j8fSymv-5R8?si=48cnWTPK946UL8nD