Wonder how he’ll get on with hospital food?

Anyway Chelsea have just been fined £ 78.5m by UEFA for breaking FFP rules.By breaking FFP rules(i.e. spending more money than they were allowed on players) they just made the final of the club world cup.Prize money?£78.2m,with £30m more if they win…

I’ve managed to conjure up Jimmy Greaves via th…[Read more]

See Greggg is playing the heart attack card now.What a rascal.

We had the annual Brechin bike and trike fest this weekend which celebrates Brechin’s association with Arthr Davidson(he of Harley-Davidson fame).His ancestral home was a now derelict cottage near Aberlemo and a drive by the cottage into Brechin by a considerable number of bikers(av age 72) has been an annual event .One of my wife’s pals said she…[Read more]

Dr speaking to pregnant patient.”Do you want the good news or the bad news?I’ll give you the good news: your son will be able to park wherever he likes.”

I think Sir Rod and two veg should retire.Raye was good though.

Beat me to it, there, Brian!

Oops, not that sort of bits, before Brian comments…

Ah yes the condensed Bunny,delightful with meat and two veg.

Tonight’s Pub Quiz
We could smell victory, then taste victory and won by five points, all for fifteen quid and a bottle of wine…

Couldn’t hear Oasis, but Slayer, the night before, rocked Penarth !
Loved Miss July, cutest yet
My favourites at Glasto were Raye and Lewis Capaldi, and bits of Sir Rod

Seriously what possesses a grown man to think any self respecting woman wants to see his meat and two veg?

Reminds me of a customer who told me of a previous window cleaner who exposed himself to his wife through the back patio door.When his wife told him what happened he went round to his house (presumably to throttle him) but his wife came to…[Read more]

Caught with his pants down apparently.

Well there’s losing and losing 18 on the bounce.Surely Japan 2 at the weekend will be the one?

As for England I’m not in the moany Vaughny camp waiting to pounce on every mistake they make.My only beef with them this series has been putting India in to bat on both occasions,they got lucky in the first test.Nice to hear Baz acknowledge they ‘may’…[Read more]

Oh @hunnybunny are Wales ever going to win a rugby match again?Japan?!

I’ve said before they need to arrange a friendly against The Maldives but if they do win watch out planet .Expect some strange phenomena like DJT having an Ebeneezer Scrooge type epiphany.IDF hugging Hamas.Putin inviting Zelensky round for tea.Dan finally recognising the…[Read more]

Hope Beans on Toast didn’t create a stink.

Vylan by name.