Community Chat – A Place for Weary Flingers

[Desperate Dan]

Weird decisions by captains are catching on.

[Desperate Dan]

Gregg sacked. Any comment @brianN? I don’t think we have heard anything from you on this subject.

[Brian N]

Caught with his pants down apparently.

[Desperate Dan]

It was the meat and two veg episode of Masterchef.

[Brian N]

Seriously what possesses a grown man to think any self respecting woman wants to see his meat and two veg?

Reminds me of a customer who told me of a previous window cleaner who exposed himself to his wife through the back patio door.When his wife told him what happened he went round to his house (presumably to throttle him) but his wife came to the door and before he could say anything she said “What’s he done now?”

What is wrong with people?

[HunnyBunny]

Couldn’t hear Oasis, but Slayer, the night before, rocked Penarth !
Loved Miss July, cutest yet
My favourites at Glasto were Raye and Lewis Capaldi, and bits of Sir Rod

[HunnyBunny]

Tonight’s Pub Quiz
We could smell victory, then taste victory and won by five points, all for fifteen quid and a bottle of wine…

[Brian N]

Ah yes the condensed Bunny,delightful with meat and two veg.

[HunnyBunny]

Oops, not that sort of bits, before Brian comments…

[HunnyBunny]

Beat me to it, there, Brian!

[Brian N]

I think Sir Rod and two veg should retire.Raye was good though.

 

 

[Brian N]

Dr speaking to pregnant patient.”Do you want the good news or the bad news?I’ll give you the good news: your son will be able to park wherever he likes.”

[Brian N]

We had the annual Brechin bike and trike fest this weekend which celebrates Brechin’s association with Arthr Davidson(he of Harley-Davidson fame).His ancestral home was a now derelict cottage near Aberlemo and a drive by the cottage into Brechin by a considerable number of bikers(av age 72) has been an annual event .One of my wife’s pals said she was hoping to see some young Johnny Depp types so I put her right by saying “This is Brechin…”

Was Depp ever in The Hills have Eyes?

[Brian N]

See Greggg is playing the heart attack card now.What a rascal.

[Brian N]

Wonder how he’ll get on with hospital food?

Anyway Chelsea have just been fined £ 78.5m by UEFA for breaking FFP rules.By breaking FFP rules(i.e. spending more money than they were allowed on players) they just made the final of the club world cup.Prize money?£78.2m,with £30m more if they win…

I’ve managed to conjure up Jimmy Greaves via the Ouija board.”What’s that Jimmy?”

“It’s a funny old game.”

[Brian N]

Seemingly Ggreggg is playing the autism card now.I still think he’s short of a full deck.

[Desperate Dan]

Specifically, playing the autism means you don’t wear underpants card. He is dealing from one weird deck.

 

 

[Brian N]

Let’s hope we don’t see his full deck,that’s what got him into trouble in the first place.Surprised we haven’t seen his Ace card though:

“Cor Blimey!I’m just a Cockerney barrow boy from Covent Garden Market.It was just ba-a-a-a-a-nter!”

Maybe Gregg could go back to that?Less money but his cheesy banter would find a willing audience and no one would bat an eyelid if he whipped out his cucumber and plums.

[Brian N]

Other subjects are available.

[Brian N]

Just watching Bairstow teeing off against Lancs.Mad for it.

[Brian N]

Fantastic piece of fielding from Wharton.He jumped and took a high catch one handed but went over the boundary for six.Next ball  he flung himself forward and took a brilliant low catch.Think the out cricket especially the catches in the deep have been the difference tonight.

[Brian N]

Other subjects are available.%&*^

[HunnyBunny]

Watching Queen on BBC4
The legendary 1975 concert
Which I saw 19/11/1975 in the Capital,Cardiff
Obvs not the London one
About £1.50 for the ticket, you queued up at six in the morning (thank you mother, who drove us there) and caught the bus home
Best ever…

[Brian N]

Hey Bunny so tempted to play Mercury and me by EE.I shall refrain.Any movement on the housing front?

[Desperate Dan]

1500 comments on the new BP site. 160343 on the old BP site.  At this rate we will match the old site in about 89 years. Surely @brianN will have run out of EE tracks by then.