Commonplace among athletes Dan but yes let’s move on.Must tell you all what one of my customers said on an unrelated matter.Last time I cleaned his windows his wife said they were off to Copenhagen for a few days so on seeing him yesterday I asked how it went and his opening gambit was:” I didn’t see a black face the whole time I was there-it was…[Read more]

By strange coincidence Higgins was a one time friend of Marianne faithful though knowing her it was probably more than one time.

That’s never stopped us before,well alright mainly me.Hey wasn’t Brown Sugar on the Sticky Fingers album?That’s all I have etc.

All time top three for wazzing in public:

In at no. 3 Ozzy Osbourne.Finding himself dressed in pink tights and ballerina shoes next to a memorial of The Alamo what else could he do but relieve himself on said…[Read more]

So how did you know Mrs Faithful @desperate-dan?(I can’t imagine a more inaptly named woman).Did you work in her local sweetshop?

A bad case of Sticky Fingers.

As an errant teenager my one and only night in a police cell was for wazzing in a public place…all over someone’s car…

£10 fine and £5 costs.Those were the days.

Thinking about it wouldn’t it be more appropriate to cock a crafty leg on a triangulation post rather than a victory roll?For Twiggy obviously I think @desperate-dan might get into trouble.

That’s all I have to say on the subject.

Anyone remember The Crafty Cockney?

5 days without internet.It was like living in Penarth.

Ganging up on me eh?

So I googled it and bagging Trig points is a thing.One bloke spent 14 years getting to all 6,190.C’mon Dan pull yer finger out.

He wrote a book about it called ‘Dull men of Great Britain’

That’s all I have to say on the subject.

Sad thing is @desperate-dan I believe you do have a list of triangulation posts that you’re ticking off.

As for Tom he really is turning into Forest Gump.One minute WWII next UNICEF Soccer Aid at The London Stadium.Didn’t See any crumbs on his rider Dan.

We went over from a copper broadband connection to fibre on Wednesday promised speeds over 100mbps.Between Thursday and 5 mins ago our speeds dropped to 0 mbps.All fixed now.Did I miss much?

Unlucky Arsenal.Unfortunately for them PSG are in that moment of time where they just find ways to win…everything.