Hey Bunny you would never allow this to happen being such a bon viveur but due to an unfortunate series of events all I’ve had for my tea is a mini pork pie and a snickers bar…

I thought you said satire was dead?

There was a footballer called Terry Paine who made over 800 appearances for one club(Southampton).Players in those days weren’t paid over 300k a week so when they retired had to put their savings into buying and running a business and I like to think Terry avoided that ‘Running a pub’ trope and bought a window…[Read more]

Brief return to nominative determinism see Lancs have a spinner called Ashton Turner.

I’ll have the Cullen Skink followed by a nest of vipers.

Haven’t seen him clean any windows yet so can’t make any assessment on his tecnique a la Ridley.

Watching Bosch S1 and the serial killer is a window cleaner.Outrageous.

“It’s not just penalties, it’s a known medical fact that women can’t play football”.

Jimmy Greaves

Watched Ballard on Amazon Prime purely because I like Maggie Q (whats not to like?)Kept introducing a character called Bosch who it turns out has 7 series behind him + 3 Bosch Legacy series.Have started watching and must admit I’m hooked.The only downside is he likes jazz.Bloody hell 10 series?!?

I reckon any BBC presenter must be feeling queasy atm.In the current climate Maria von Trapp might get cancelled.

“She called me a Nazi pig!” —- Albert Speer.

I see Daniel Beddingfield’s shorts fell down in the middle of a live concert.I’d no idea he had autism.

Gregg must be cackling as his old mate/not mate John Toad comes under fire from a lot of middle class women of a certain age.

Believe it or not I read that idea being mooted somewhere before the tournament started along with an expanded 64 team event.Not sure who by,probably some Orc-like Infantino FIFA underling.Hopefully the poor attendances and terrible ticket sales will put the kibosh on that one.They had an Oasis like dynamic pricing system in operation only in…[Read more]

Nevertheless I think we should keep trying.See he crashed his clown car into the middle of Chelsea’s CWC celebrations.Don’t think he was breathalysed by NYPD.

Well done Chelsea btw,world club champions but only just scraping into 5th place in the English Premier League on the last day of the season.What would Jimmy Greaves say?

Hey @catsnbirds I reckon the young Don read the Legend of Robin Hood as a kid and decided the Sheriff of Nottingham was an excellent role model.

Stealing medicare from the poor and disabled while handing tax cuts to his billionaire pals.Come on now let’s all sing together:

“He steals from the poor and gives to the rich.Donald Trump,Donald…[Read more]