I know a lot of jokes about retired people but none of them work.

That’s all you’re getting.

Good clue @brianN (despite 2  misplaced apostrophes in that post).

She couldn’t stand the pressure!

Jason King / Peter Wingard
Brain sort of tangled (too much hooch)

Jason Wingard?

Used my senior bus pass for the first time today. Even had a senior moment using it upside down so it didn’t work. Maniac bus driver, a bit white knuckle. If they don’t care about the 20mph speed limit, why should any of us?

What happens in a fish factory? Is there something we should know? Can it lead to long term trauma in cleaning windows?

Got offered a job that actually paid?

She broke a nail?

You fired her?  You didn’t want to share the screen wiper with her because that’s the best bit of the job.

Yes, characters are all brilliant, superb acting, tight  script, good pacing. I needed something after the absolute s***e that was most of Dr Who.  BBC story was headlined “Ncuti Gatwas renegerates as Billie Piper”. Then the first line of th…[Read more]

My current is 19!
@BrianN did she just hate it?
Cricket on Sunday was sunny for an hour, bloody cold after that, and six out of seven hours like watching paint dry…