But Derbyshire once had an opening batsman (who I once met) called Bowler. There, that destroys the theory completely.

You should be called Paine. That would fit in so many ways.

It’s satire folks.

Apologies.

Likewise Tin Tin is supposed to be a reporter and he never files any copy. Instead he just knocks around with an old sailor. The “test pilot” for the Titanic before its maiden voyage was actually a Captain Haddock.

Anyway I digress. It looks like Gregg and The Toad’s last series together will be aired after all. I for one will not be watching that SMUT!!!

Oh dear, I thought House was bad enough on that score.

Penalties. Are women any good at taking them? Judging by the England/Sweden fiasco tonight, no. But exciting, yes. England were toast but with a bound they were free.

He does a very good Toad in the Hole, allegedly.

It’s supposed to be every four years isn’t it? I bet they’ll be trying to make it every two years next.

Some comedy writer (can’t remember who) was complaining that satire was dead because real life under Agent Orange is so crazy, it is impossible to out-crazy it and sound funny.

Well done on the house front @hunnybunny. All that and the quiz too. I watched Bowie at Live Aid. People in the crowd just seemed to be having a good time. Much more so than these days where it is obligatory to film everything with one’s phone.

The latest set of tariff letters sent by Drumpf, apart from apparently being written by a child with a reading age of 9, have offended not only Mexico and the EU but also the Society for the Prevention of Randomly Capitalised Words. If there is not such society then there ought to be one and I am designing the t-shirt.

Have sold for £10,000 less the asking price, have bought, after an awful lot of bartering, for £22,500 less than the asking price. Win, win, win

It’s a two bed, two bath, flat, with balcony, undercroft parking, within easy walking distance to train, shops and pub. Win, win, win!

Now watching Live Aid and Freddie!

Sinner is good example of nominative determinism.  I wonder if the Russian for Anismova is double bagel?

We normally hear from @karen68 about this sort of thing.

It’s satire.

Wales win a rugby match – check.

Everything Everything are still rubbish – check

1500 comments on the new BP site. 160343 on the old BP site.  At this rate we will match the old site in about 89 years. Surely @brianN will have run out of EE tracks by then.

Watching Queen on BBC4
The legendary 1975 concert
Which I saw 19/11/1975 in the Capital,Cardiff
Obvs not the London one
About £1.50 for the ticket, you queued up at six in the morning (thank you mother, who drove us there) and caught the bus home
Best ever…

Specifically, playing the autism means you don’t wear underpants card. He is dealing from one weird deck.