This should have been the Xmas number one.

Brian is now dead
In a very big hole, I dug it square, but it should have been round….

If there is any chance that Wham! might top the Xmas charts with the same song two years in a row, with a song that is decades old, it speaks volumes about the absolutely carp state of modern music. Also, I think it might be the Xmas song I hate more than any that I have ever heard. It also might be the Xmas song with the video I hate more than…[Read more]

Think you might be digging a hole there.

@brianN, we really are going to have to be on our best behaviour.

woah! new look for the Pig? i guess it was about time we got an update

Just watched Operation Mincemeat this evening @hunnybunny, care of Netflix. Good stuff but not an obvious candidate for a musical IMO.

A friend went to see him live many years back (the Count, not Gregg). Also went to see I’m Sorry I Haven’t a Clue (with Humph). Said it was even funnier in the flesh.

You know, I could be persuaded to start feeling sorry for Gregg. Not a lot, mind.

@birdleader I will, but only play Seasons, Star Wars and Rio

You need to give us a nice easy level @birdleader where we can beat our scores. Not Jurassic Pork!

Looks like they are back in North Wales somewhere. I’m sure Twiggy had a wee behind that tree.

However, random levels could be interesting.

Challenge is back (thanks @birdleader!) and we don’t have the dreaded Hollydogs any more, hooray.

I just said that the stories were out there @brianN, not that they were true. I agree with your analysis.

You know, I could be persuaded to start feeling sorry for Prince Andrew. Not a lot, mind.