It’s like the Emperor’s New Clothes, only Pigger!
King Pig was seen rolling along the Field of Dreams on his way to the Piggy Palace this morning on what seems to be a pair of
diesel-engined winged shoes roller skates!
As gossip of the awesome new pork-pulsion system spread like wildfire, the minion pigs formerly employed to carry
The Royal Fatness His Majesty Smooth Cheeks the Super Sized Lazy Overlord around in the Angry Birds Toons episode “Sneezy Does It” are furious over being retrenched and have staged a protest against Piggy Island’s rapid modernization. *
* Based on true events in the Victorian Age, where discontented farmhands, made redundant by the introduction of farm machinery, plotted to destroy the infernal contraptions that made them unemployed. What ever happened to “Keep Calm & Drink Tea”?
In response, His Most Witty Majesty replied with a catchy one-liner that is sure to become an internet meme (once Pigineering invents the Internet on Piggy Island):
“They see me rollin’, they hatin’.”
The King Pig then ordered the Corporal Pig to “Let Them Eat Cake” then retired to continue with his 23rd meal in the day.
Pigineering is a Facepork community that specializes in wasting King Pig’s taxpayers’ money to build ridiculous contraptions only to crash them 30 seconds after takeoff. And you wondered why Piggy Island is still in the Medieval Age.