I’ve never worn a bowler hat and there’s no such thing as a good Christmas song.

The Grinch.x

Been a while since I stopped in to the BP (maybe ten years?)  Good to see the establishment still doing good business.

@hunnybunny – I will throw in my two cents with a vote for Santa Claus is coming to town (by Bruce Springsteen)

And, Dan, before you join Brian, in the hole, what is the best Christmas Song?
White Christmas
Santa Baby
Christmas Rapping (a favourite of mine)
Thirty eight years of “Driving Home”
Or some seventies Glam Rock rubbish?

This should have been the Xmas number one.

Brian is now dead
In a very big hole, I dug it square, but it should have been round….

If there is any chance that Wham! might top the Xmas charts with the same song two years in a row, with a song that is decades old, it speaks volumes about the absolutely carp state of modern music. Also, I think it might be the Xmas song I hate more than any that I have ever heard. It also might be the Xmas song with the video I hate more than…[Read more]

Think you might be digging a hole there.

Yes we don’t know how angry he is .Makes a change from mad dogs and Englishmen though(better not say who the mad dog is,she’ll shout at me in a Welsh accent.)

@brianN, we really are going to have to be on our best behaviour.

Hello @angryperson ,nice of you to drop in and hope all is well.Sorry no one was here to greet you yesterday the BP closes on a Wednesday (quaint English custom).So what part of The States are you from?

Just watched Operation Mincemeat this evening @hunnybunny, care of Netflix. Good stuff but not an obvious candidate for a musical IMO.

Yes he’s currently touring with a version of A Christmas Carol no doubt playing Scrooge(Count Arthur not Gregg(he has his pick of pantomime villains this year)).

A friend went to see him live many years back (the Count, not Gregg). Also went to see I’m Sorry I Haven’t a Clue (with Humph). Said it was even funnier in the flesh.

Gregg’ll be ok I hear GB News are looking for a TV chef/banter merchant.

Good tidings Dan, Radio 4 are broadcasting a new Count Arthur Xmass special.First for a few years I think.

You know, I could be persuaded to start feeling sorry for Gregg. Not a lot, mind.

Yes their videos spare no expense @desperate-dan.I reckon they were tresspassing on all of ’em.

Latest Z list celebrity who no one knew 15 years ago to play Let’s Kick Gregg reckons:

“He said I’d never be a cook because I’m a woman.”

Bang out of order Gregg everyone knows a woman’s place is in the kitchen.

@birdleader I will, but only play Seasons, Star Wars and Rio