I’m glad I didn’t start with U.R.Sham.Actually now that @vuelva mentions it I’m sure he was the guy who had Poached Eggs 1-1 top score for aeons until Classic came along and everyone beat it within 5 mins.

I’d like to wire Infantino to the National Grid.Yes it’s time for Inf(rant)ino Pt.2.

Well it’s actually Pt.7 but who’s counting.Anyway the guy only wants to expand the shitty Club World Cup Club Foot Sandwich to 48 games and have it every 2 years instead of 4.Gaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!! doesn’t do it justice.The man is more autocratic than Toad Blatter…[Read more]

Very suspicious @desperate-dan,an anagram of R.U.Sham?The question on everyone’s lips.

Looks like Senegal didn’t read the memo.

It was Andorra but yes England turgid (emphasis on the turd) Wales terrific.Can’t wait for tonight’s friendly against Senegal just what players need after a full season of footy .0-0 I reckon.

Not as bad an idea as the ridiculous World Club Cup(or IVP-Infantino vanity project)I’ve said before football has become so greedy it will eventually eat…[Read more]

What is it about bloody Portugal, they hang around like a fart in a bottle and win tournaments they shouldn’t.Bloody international equivalent of bloody RealMadrid.As for that toothy old fart Ronaldo…

Watched Accountant 2 tonight and though not everything can be Dept Q it wasn’t at all bad.In the first one Ben Affleck was a kind of autistic John Wick part mathematical genius part Ninja assassin.In this one he’s a kind of autistic John Wick etc.However he’s joined by his brother Jon Bernthal and there’s a lot more humour in this one. Recommended.

After having a vasectomy I was told I wouldn’t have kids anymore but when I got home they were stil there.

King Peter?

Just the two?Anyway I give up.How about Peter King?

Honk!Honk!LookOut!Yes the wheels are coming off the clown car.

“What should we do with them boys?” “Throw them in a black sack”. https://youtu.be/54GGLcJLZ0Y?si=h-0KTJwblhUBOwlr

I did use to clean the windows  of a fish factory inside and out.That was traumatic.

Sorry about the fish factory reference that was a red herring.That said you lot really are clueless so would you like one?Unless our glowing reviews of Dept Q have persuaded others to give it a go this is probably just for you Dan.There is a clue within it’s episodes that’s all I’m saying.

Hey does anyone remember a cheesy 70’s Brit Cop show…[Read more]