Wonder if any old folk had heart attacks at 3.00 pm on Sunday?That government alert was really loud.Mind you they’re probably mutton Jeff at that age.Thinking of asking the gov to send one to my daughter’s phone every morning…

Comedy gold that flew under the radar.Enfield’s Simon Schama impersonation is priceless.

Suarez not so much ,I’ve lost count of how many times he’s been sent off but it must be double digits, though he is a bit of an alrounder.Aside from his 3 biting offences and his current spitting faux pas he also got a lengthy ban for racially abusing Patrice…[Read more]

The Germans won on penalties.Good night.

Old Grey Wrinkled Testicle.Oh stop it!

I have no choice but to share this it is eye wateringly funny.Why have I not seen this before?https://youtu.be/pOlSHw_y0Lw?si=52I6WI_1oii7J2Kw

The Strokes are old but still capable of this…https://youtu.be/RzO7IGWGxu8?si=6RqBgMJ0ial-odJO

Sure she wasn’t an amateur?

Lost a chunk of tooth today.My teeth have sent my brain a memo(they do still exist):

Please don’t eat 6 year old Murray Mints-We’re old!

I would stick if I were you.I had a wee lookie and mastered the first shot with Stella.Chuck was more difficult.

Have you tried V.7.9.1. ?

This may sound silly but if you can’t get into AB how are you playing JP?

Watching Ravi Bopara turning back the years.Has he played a better innings?One of only a handful of players still playing in The Blast who was there at the start.One of the others is of course our mate Samit Patel.

Carbonite Melt News

There is no CMN except to say Jar Jar Bloody Binks…again…

Seems to spend a lot of time sleeping @desperate-dan.A two seater all to herself?Spoilt rotten.

Sadly symptomatic of World cups these days .Football WC also becoming bloated with 48 teams next year and I believe 64 is a number being talked about for 2030.Just results in yet more meaningless one sided matchups and overall quality suffers.Best WC ever was 1970 where 16 teams qualified but every game seemed to matter.