On Football:
Cardiff City bought a few houses (obviously nice) where I was bought up
Bobby Ferguson and Jim Eadie lived next door and John Charles around the corner
Remember them so well…

Wouldn’t walk underneath the ladder?
Too short to clean the tops of the windows, without ruining her Christian Laboutins?
Saw something terrible through the window?
(I had lots of scenarios in my head, most either rude or offensive)

Climacophobia?

Started singing, or hearing you singing, George Formby?

@BrianN she quit because her hair got wet?

Home from Calpe, enjoyed very much, thankfully missed the pseudo-Eurovision and football comments

Was just wondering how @@HunnyBunny was doing in calpe

@BrianN no comprehende

@desperate-dan must say haven’t seen any women window cleaners but there must be some.