Andrew(the **** artist formerly known as Prince) has taken to squatting at the Royal Lodge.He’s also taken the Queen’s huskies hostage.No doubt Charles will be receiving a ransom note soon.A man has to make a crust.

At least the Aussies usually make a fist of it in England whereas we tend to get gubbed down under.

An episode of Antiques Roadshow featuring Mary Berry.Do you think the irony is lost on the BBC?

Crushing.  But people forget that the last time England lost an Ashes series in England was in 2001. Home advantage has been considerable for a long time.

Regular android doesn’t have the update either. Still on 2.36.0.

Hope you were a good boy and sat still in the chair or no doggy treats for you.

Let’s not mention The Ashes…Doh!

Yeah, we get a 2 for 1 groom at Pets at Home.

Hey Dan,I’ve just noticed you have matching beards as well.

Wow!Check out Cherki’s assist for Foden’s goal against Sunderland today.We’re talking Cherki.

Scarred for life. This explains everything.

The good news is that the 2026 Twiggy calendar is at the printers. So more hot canine pics even if they are the only thing on this forum.

At that notoriously selfconscious age of 13 my mother decided it would be a good idea to buy me and my dad matching beige corduroy overcoats…

To this day I have a passionate hatred of corduroy.Not too keen on beige either.