Well @ixan57 when it comes to toilet humour you’re No 1.

It’s the way I tell em.

@BrianN regarding the golden throne: I was surprised they were prosecuted given a earlier police statement that they had nothing to go on. Statement from the owners they hope it is a flash in the pan.

I’ve given up on ever getting an AB challenge again. But you know what they say about buses.

Cut the crap, time for some music. Lots of songs containing the name Caroline. Might just play a few. Starting here – I really like this one.

Speaking of gold I see those those miscreants whole stole a solid gold toilet from Blenheim Palace have been dealt with.I think it was an inside jobby.

Hey @desperate-dan do you get a golden ticket?Looks like the Tate bros did-what a viper’s nest.

Dan, glad you finally gave in and claimed the 1000th post!

Fed up with waiting.

Idiotic quiz answer of the day.  Which BBC live nature programme was first broadcast in May 2006?  The choice was Springwatch or Autumnwatch.

The contestant spent a long time explaining why it was Autumnwatch. The penny never dropped.

Whole dog going sideways this morning. She’s very plucky, I’ll give her that.

The nightmare scenario is that @ixan57 and @hunnybunny end up on the same ship.

Great time in Amsterdam, very friendly people, Great pubs restaurants and plenty to do and see. One minus the streets were covered with litter and piled up rubbish (seagull haven) don’t know if there was a strike on. I thought Glasgow was bad but this was bad. The ship was top class, the crew all philippeno (whom could not do enough for you)…[Read more]