Ivan The Terrible.

MY KZ,UR BF

This one was up for an Ivor Novello award.Should have won in my unbiased opinion.

Pressing on,

Never really understood why people swoon over Pet Sounds, but it has its moments.

Fill in the missing leader (if they exist). And you will have the PITS of the world.

Putin, ??????, Trump, Stammer.

Yes @HunnyBunny is a great graphic trip advisor. I seem to remember (think lanzarote) about a young topless girl with a boob job, one pointing north and the other south. Judith Chambers eat your heart out. A must in Amsterdam is the henikien experience. Sweet talked the guide at end of the tour in the hospitality area and got more than my 24 euros worth.

Interesting press conference in the Oval Office.Should be an unusual’ working lunch’ but I think Pennywise will probably charge Zelensky a corkage fee the tight old shyster.

Glad you had a great time in Amsterdam was it for tulips or the red light district?What happens in Amsterdam…

Feel like I recall The Bunny visiting said district(I’m sure it was for the dining experience) and mentioning an Asian woman in rubber pants.Feel free to come down here and correct me if I’m wrong @hunnybunny.I’m never wrong.

Well @ixan57 when it comes to toilet humour you’re No 1.

It’s the way I tell em.

@BrianN regarding the golden throne: I was surprised they were prosecuted given a earlier police statement that they had nothing to go on. Statement from the owners they hope it is a flash in the pan.

I’ve given up on ever getting an AB challenge again. But you know what they say about buses.

Cut the crap, time for some music. Lots of songs containing the name Caroline. Might just play a few. Starting here – I really like this one.

Speaking of gold I see those those miscreants whole stole a solid gold toilet from Blenheim Palace have been dealt with.I think it was an inside jobby.

Hey @desperate-dan do you get a golden ticket?Looks like the Tate bros did-what a viper’s nest.

Dan, glad you finally gave in and claimed the 1000th post!

Fed up with waiting.

Idiotic quiz answer of the day.  Which BBC live nature programme was first broadcast in May 2006?  The choice was Springwatch or Autumnwatch.

The contestant spent a long time explaining why it was Autumnwatch. The penny never dropped.

Whole dog going sideways this morning. She’s very plucky, I’ll give her that.