Tidy and also tidey.

Here it is! My home town (city).

Llandudno pier seems to have bought it. Thankfully Bangor pier seems to have survived. I know quite a few people who run kiosks along it. It’s a wonderful place with sensational views of sea and mountains. Twiggy loves going there because she gets doggy ice-cream from the cafe at the end, which is open even on Christmas Day. However it was closed…[Read more]

Enjoying the Bazball. And Gus’s hattrick.

You know, almost everything I have written in the last few pages will be nonsense to almost everyone. Even to me.

I think Penarth may be more in the firing line than Bangor. I stocked up – bought a box of matches.

Should have been Daniel (think about it…)

Some bloke called Darragh’s coming round tonight. I wouldn’t mind but he has terrible wind.

That was early Gregg banter.

Re: Getting names wrong.

My father for many years addressed somebody at the church every Sunday as  “Mr Bottoms”.  Turned out that wasn’t actually his name but was too polite to point out the mistake.

Lo0ks like all that Gregballs talk is driving the patrons away.

I thought I’d just go through Seasons and 3 star each level without reading any walkthroughs. Just for the craic. Some levels are insanely hard to get 3 stars in, much worse than anything in ABo. Not a lot of craic, TBH.

I think it would be far more of a scandal if the food was toxic.

Apparently it’s Bromley, who I don’t believe were even a fully-fledged Football League team at the time of the election.

And thus endeth Page 23, which will be talked about for ages to come (not).

Ed.

There are 92 football clubs in the top 4 flights of English football. Just a single one of them plays its home games in a Tory constituency. What sort of person works these things out? They probably belong to the Apostrophe Protection Society.

Any takers for the club?

Just struck me that we are being spared the annual torture (well, I usually suffer a lot) of the Hollydogs.

Promise, everyone, that it all stops when we get to page 24. Please. But for now…

Come on @hunnybunny, you can do it!